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Old 08-23-2010, 05:10 PM
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RHT,
You will find that Verizon service is much better than AT&T. My family has both due to work and the Verizon's service is superior in many parts of the country. I have a droid and like it but I can't answer for either Blackberry because I have never used them.
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I would definatly ask your work if they have any deals with phone companies to get a percentage off.
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Old 08-23-2010, 06:11 PM
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They are sounding as though they ought to be called SwissArmyPhones.



Am sure the next new line of phones will be capable of calling the after life, thereby putting frauds out of business....as well as showing a skull and crossbones when a known googlie calls.

Even if you didin't know.

They will also have tazing ability.




Will be able to fry one very small egg on it.

It will have very high vibration capability on incomings so that girls can call themselves when desperate.

They will be so smart that should a terrorist try to use one as a detonater for a bomb...the phone will automatically call Dick Chenney.




They will be 100% waterproof so as to be used as a floatation device for very small people.

The more advanced cell phones will have a spare key compartment.

For ghosts...a skeleton key compartment.



Texting will now be sent as holograms received by the receiver...in the air;right on front of their eyes.Of course,still having i-net capability...the potential for everyone to wind up a porn junkie ( ala,Sighty-poo) sky rockets with the holograph add on.

You will be able to laser squirt anyone you wish..undetected.

They will ,additionally, be able to serve as x-ray specs.No one will be safe from invasions.






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R&D?



RHT & Dillinger?
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Old 08-23-2010, 06:19 PM
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RHT & Dillinger?
Research and Development.......that phone he was talking about would sell big!!!
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Research and Development.......that phone he was talking about would sell big!!!
I guess I figured it stood for Rum & Diet. cause you have to be pretty wasted to come up with the things mdf does..
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It would also suck to try and use it as a vibrator and accidently set off the taser function.

talk about "My pu.ssy is sssssso hot"
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It would also suck to try and use it as a vibrator and accidently set off the taser function.

talk about "My pu.ssy is sssssso hot"


!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Really,really.
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I guess I figured it stood for Rum & Diet. cause you have to be pretty wasted to come up with the things mdf does..
That's my problem...I am naturally wasted,unfortunately.
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could be worse, you could be naturally sober.
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This is so fucl<in' true,Uncly.




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It would also suck to try and use it as a vibrator and accidently set off the taser function.

talk about "My pu.ssy is sssssso hot"
Morty, cancel my order.










I'm kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Your pus.sy is ssssssssssssssssssssssssssso NOT!!
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