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Old 07-10-2012, 03:57 PM
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ESPN 2012 Body Issue - Mike Smith

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Old 07-10-2012, 04:00 PM
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Sigh. I didn't want to click on it. But I had to. Now my eyes hurt

But no denying, jocks have terrific bodies. The rest of the photo spread (the other athletes) was pretty cool, too.
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Old 07-10-2012, 04:08 PM
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Sigh. I didn't want to click on it. But I had to. Now my eyes hurt
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scroll back two pictures


or forward a few....

http://espn.go.com/espn/photos/galle...-espn-magazine
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Old 07-10-2012, 04:30 PM
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Who is the horse?
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Old 07-10-2012, 04:37 PM
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scroll back two pictures


or forward a few....

http://espn.go.com/espn/photos/galle...-espn-magazine
She's missing legs.

Would have been perfect for me, seeing that she can't run away.

I remember when I was in about 9th or 10th grade. I printed a picture of a naked girl with no arms and legs on a color printer and brought it into school.

I was going around showing people "Bob" as I called her. If you tossed her in water, she'd Bob.

Anyway, my social studies teacher had a family picture on his desk. When he was out of the class, I snuck the picture of 'Bob' inside the picture frame on his desk. It took him a while to notice it ... but the look of disgust on his face was priceless. He crumpled it up, threw it away, and didn't even bother asking anyone how it got there.
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Old 07-10-2012, 05:33 PM
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Mike Smith does nothing for me, but I'll take that soccer player.
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Old 07-10-2012, 07:19 PM
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^^^^

just put Mike's photo above his bed
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Old 07-10-2012, 07:40 PM
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Old 07-10-2012, 07:41 PM
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because of the horse
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I like Barbara Livingston's photo better with the wind pants on, but you don't see too many 46 year old men walking around that fit. Awesome for him.
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Naked Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, do he and Chantal have to compete over EVERYTHING?
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Old 07-10-2012, 11:14 PM
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That horse is licking his bald head?
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Old 07-11-2012, 02:12 AM
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That horse is licking his bald head?

HE THINKS IT'S A SALT LICK
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Old 07-11-2012, 05:58 AM
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Not really much of a competition, if you ask me.
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Old 07-11-2012, 08:17 AM
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Not really much of a competition, if you ask me.
I never knew you had such a thing for Mike Smith.
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Old 07-11-2012, 01:35 PM
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Good thing they didnt ask Trainers
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Good thing they didnt ask Trainers
Mullins already has disturbing pictures out there.
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