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"Have the clean racing people run any ads explaining that giving a horse a Starbucks and a chocolate poppyseed muffin for breakfast would likely result in a ten year suspension for the trainer?" - Dr. Andrew Roberts |
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Beat me to it...Love the way he breaks it down..I almost understand LIBOR.. ![]() ![]() Oh, Sigourney still a fine looking lady... ![]()
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680) |
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![]() Colbert's breaking news story was on Fred Willard's arrest..as Colbert said, he was beating his meat at a porn movie, so what..
![]() Couple years ago he made guest appearances on the Leno show, always did a satellite bit as a drunken celebrity...funny stuff... Anchorman,' 'Best in Show' Star Arrested for Lewd Conduct Comic actor Fred Willard, 72, was arrested in Hollywood, Calif., Wednesday night after allegedly being caught masturbating in the Tiki Theatre, an adult film house on Santa Monica Boulevard that's reviewed on Yelp in terms we won't print here because we have no Purell handy more (use your imagination). The "Waiting for Guffman" star was only held briefly before being released. Less than 24 hours after being released from the police, Willard was released by one of his employers. Willard served as the narrator of PBS' new show "Market Warriors," which debuted on Monday as a spinoff of "Antiques Roadshow." Jeanne Hopkins, a spokeswoman for WGBH, the Boston-based broadcaster that produces "Warriors," said in a written statement, “Given the unfortunate news reported today, effective immediately, Fred Willard no longer will be involved with the 'Market Warriors' series." "Antiques Roadshow" host Mark Walberg will take over and re-tape the episodes that Willard has already voiced, she added. Willard's lawyer, Paul Takakjian, responded to the reports, telling TMZ, "With all due respect to the individual officer, our belief is that Fred did nothing in any violation of any law. We will be working vigorously to clear his name in this matter." http://wonderwall.msn.com/music/the-...1&ocid=answw11
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680) |
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![]() Yes, the Bachmann Degrees of Muslim Brotherhood attachment was perfect and awesome! I seriously think that lady has mental health issues. Of course, McCarthy didn't (did he?)
The joke about Fred Willard was, "Doesn't he realize there's internet porn now, and you are supposed to do that at home, for free?"
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"Have the clean racing people run any ads explaining that giving a horse a Starbucks and a chocolate poppyseed muffin for breakfast would likely result in a ten year suspension for the trainer?" - Dr. Andrew Roberts |
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