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Old 02-25-2014, 02:36 PM
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Saw another site highlighting some of the best quotes.

My favorites from Stripes

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I've always been kind of a pacifist. When I was a kid, my father told me, "Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it." I don't know what kind of soldier I'm gonna make, but I want you guys to know that if we ever get into really heavy combat... I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.
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C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.

Well I got the **** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!
From Animal House

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Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the ****ing Peace Corps.
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Dean Vernon Wormer: Here are your grade point avarages. Mr. Kroger: two C's, two D's and an F. That's a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman?

Flounder: [drunk] Hello!

Dean Vernon Wormer: 0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? 1.6; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu...

[sees Bluto with a pair of pencils in his nostrils]

Dean Vernon Wormer: Mr. Blutarsky... zero... point... zero.
And from my all-time favorite Caddyshack

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Spalding Smails: This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
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Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
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Al Czervik: You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
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Al Czervik: [to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?
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Al Czervik: Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
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Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff
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Al Czervik: He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.
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Judge Smails: You - you will never be a member of Bushwood!

Al Czervik: A member? You think I actually want to join this scumatorium? The only reason I'm here is because I might buy it!
BTW Never saw what other people saw in ghostbusters. Of course I didn't like Star Wars either.
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Old 02-25-2014, 03:06 PM
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If you can spare 3 minutes and 12 seconds, this is worth the time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjg7FqVC0pI
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Old 02-25-2014, 03:17 PM
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If you can spare 3 minutes and 12 seconds, this is worth the time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjg7FqVC0pI
the jeopardy parts in the movie crack me up...lol
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Old 02-25-2014, 03:19 PM
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"Don't Cross The Streams"……..will probably remain my favorite along side the Aunt Jamima treatment in "Stripes"……

Would love to hear Dan Ack. tell a few stories about him…..
we just watched stripes a few weeks back...

and yeah, don't cross the streams. there's no telling how many lines we say without thinking about where they came from.

i'm a lean, mean fighting machine. lol i miss john candy too!
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If you can spare 3 minutes and 12 seconds, this is worth the time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjg7FqVC0pI


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sQ_51KfxfM


this is the one that keeps coming to mind.


bye bye
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SOB! Sh1t!!............. A good one gone too young


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDkVjsSSDbg
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"Lighten up Francis"...one of my absolute favorite lines from any movie. I use it all the time and there are damn few people who don't smile at it. :-)


RIP.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H-Cs-fi5tA

Unbelievably funny......ranks up at the top for me too...
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Bill Murray gave a tribute to Ramis during the Oscars last night. Loved it.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjeffe...ramis-during-o
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Sad, and hard to believe that they hadn't spoken in over 20 years

http://www.thewrap.com/harold-ramis-...ade-long-feud/
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Sad, and hard to believe that they hadn't spoken in over 20 years

http://www.thewrap.com/harold-ramis-...ade-long-feud/
Very sad..makes me want to reach out to Riot.
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Very sad..makes me want to reach out to Riot.
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ROR !!!
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Watched Stripes for the gazillionth time last night......still cracks me up.

"ooh, I wish I was a loofa"
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Realized last week that Ramis is responsible for about 80% of my entire vocabulary.

So funny.
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