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Old 03-12-2008, 07:31 PM
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Thanks Pillow, not bad, I doubt those are C's though, maybe full B's.....
i bet she weighs more than 105 too. most weigh more than they let on, and many times people look smaller than the really are.

i can't get over him requesting no condoms. ugh. if you're going to twist a doorknob that many people turn over and over all day long, at least wear a glove. good god
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Old 03-12-2008, 07:53 PM
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I would like to appreciate her refinements.
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:08 PM
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:13 PM
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she'll be in playboy before summer's over....i betcha.
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:15 PM
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she'll be in playboy before summer's over....i betcha.
or at Wrestlemania
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:23 PM
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or at Wrestlemania
which seems to be another route to....playboy. pam anderson one month, a female wrestler the next.
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^^^ Still stuck in butterfly net
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:59 PM
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Old 03-12-2008, 11:15 PM
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Id kick your ass if you paid that kinda $$$ for some booty
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Old 03-12-2008, 11:45 PM
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Id kick your ass if you paid that kinda $$$ for some booty
You have never even been within 15 feet of a girl that looks like that....
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Old 03-12-2008, 11:49 PM
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You have never even been within 15 feet of a girl that looks like that....

after all these years....you still dont know who the f*ck I am...
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Old 03-13-2008, 12:00 AM
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after all these years....you still dont know who the f*ck I am...
lol, that is a decent comeback for the situation, well played....
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Old 03-13-2008, 08:14 AM
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Lori, just let me hook up another ticket and the $4300 will be on me, as long as I get a patented Lori massage....

deal!! I'll pay her 4300 for the first 2 1/2 hrs and she can pay me for all the time she'll want to stay after.
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Old 03-13-2008, 08:20 AM
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deal!! I'll pay her 4300 for the first 2 1/2 hrs and she can pay me for all the time she'll want to stay after.

.. ..Self confidence is a wonderful thing to have!
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deal!! I'll pay her 4300 for the first 2 1/2 hrs and she can pay me for all the time she'll want to stay after.
What is your offer for Pudilicious?
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Old 03-13-2008, 09:21 AM
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What is your offer for Pudilicious?

If you're going to be Pudilicious....

































shirley I can now be referred to as....
















































The Inpudible Hulk




















































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Letterman's top ten...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYd3ykbZtXs
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Old 03-13-2008, 10:07 AM
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Pudilicious' What Happened to Letterman Top 10:




10.....Has Paul Schaeffer cooties.

9......Has more senior moment attacks than Bill Walton.

8......Someone has successfully squished his head.

7......Completed Andrew Pandrew's How to Avoid Those Plexiglass Speed Traps course .

6......Still being stalked by Cajunatah.

5......Told Hilary Clinton "you can't."

4......Thinks Leno is off the air.

3......Result of having invited Dicky Betts over for the evening.

2......Ran out of "Got any gum?" jokes.








And the number one whatevah:











1......Hoping the feds can't count to Client No. 10.
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Old 03-13-2008, 10:53 AM
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What is your offer for Pudilicious?

sorry women only.
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