Things To Remember : Today Gulf

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Note to self:
Be sure to keep the gold star even if Thebby returns the roses....



if they have not wilted by the time they are returned consider sending them to Antitrust...




hmmm no that may be barking up the wrong tree...




hmmm maybe they would look good with Slightleak's belly button





Also check to see if dirty limricks are considered poetry

thank you for considering me

and while it may be a waste of your time.. flowers are nice

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:





I pray she does not do the one in which I describe Buffy's table manners.

That is my favorite.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


She did.






Phooey.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



But she did VAPORIZE entire whodoyouworkforImeanlooklike thread!!!!!!








YIPPIE!

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



But I will get yelled at some more...I just know it.




Don't ya think her yelling at me after stating "Note to myself" was just the funniest thing ...though?





I guess that's why I love Thebby.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Give Thebby a nice kissy-poo at first opportunity.

[ArlJim78]

Note to myself:






check into lobotomy option.





seems to have worked for mr. mdf

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Is possible Thebby takes this wrong way.



Maybe should shut big mouth.






If PM alert comes up....





....do not read.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Tell JA the anesthetized shouldn't talk.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Thebby dahling...

...your hair is beautiful today sweetie-poo.

[paisjpq]

note to myself: LOL... charmed.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Shirley...I mean Thebby...it's only the truth.




I must go on to MENSA.com and destroy it.

I hate pinheads.




I may not return.




In fact....I'm sure of it.

[jman5581]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Note to self:



Find out how much Microsoft stock I purchased by the bushels full when made available to public is worth today.

Note to self:

Must've been a grueling last 5 years with mr. sfty.

wonder if he met mr. sfty in horsie school...

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by jman5581

Note to self:

Must've been a grueling last 5 years with mr. sfty.

wonder if he met mr. sfty in horsie school...

Not if he purchased it in '86 at $21 a share.

If he's held onto it this long without touching it, he's sitting pretty.

[jman5581]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Not if he purchased it in '86 at $21 a share.

If he's held onto it this long without touching it, he's sitting pretty.

Caj, c'mon....

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by jman5581

Caj, c'mon....

I'm gullible, what can I say?

One of our clients had about 300 shares of HD that she bought when it first came out and she's a happy camper right now. It wouldn't surprise me if Morty had some original MSFT. Needless to say, both you and Morty are probably better off in the financial department than I am... wish I had the extra $$ to invest more. This 401k deal isn't cutting it.

[ArlJim78]

Note to self:





place call to Darwin awards central office.





suggest they put mr. mdf under 24hr video surviellance.





collect hefty finders fee when the blessed event is filmed.





retire on proceeds and write childrens novels.

[jman5581]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I'm gullible, what can I say?

One of our clients had about 300 shares of HD that she bought when it first came out and she's a happy camper right now. It wouldn't surprise me if Morty had some original MSFT. Needless to say, both you and Morty are probably better off in the financial department than I am... wish I had the extra $$ to invest more. This 401k deal isn't cutting it.

Good for her! MSFT has flat lined for at least 5 years now....

[jman5581]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

Note to self:





place call to Darwin awards central office.





suggest they put mr. mdf under 24hr video surviellance.





collect hefty finders fee when the blessed event is filmed.





retire on proceeds and write childrens novels.

Note to self:

Send Jim a piece of today's proceeds to incentivize such brilliance in the future.

[jman5581]

Note to self:


Tell Jim no need to call Darwin...


...footage has already been found of Morty.



http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_i...vYdmTOMgyXJJ-P