Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[Mortimer]

You're not following along very well.








Sometimes I think you do the voice over for Stephen Hawking's answering machine.

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

You're not following along very well.

Sometimes I think you do the voice over for Stephen Hawking's answering machine.

Its the other way around. But thats ok.

Man that is cruel Morton.
No wonder Dellinger is terrified of you.

[Mortimer]

Can't you find something constructive to do?






Go fucl< CajunHO......geez.

[Mortimer]

I know what...borrow KGB .007's sunglasses!




Then you would be Q-L!!

[Mortimer]

Also consider copying Dillingers wit.












Well maybe not.

[Mortimer]

A name change would help a lot,too.




I suggest Fred Garvin.

[Mortimer]

Also learn to swear in French...like.."Yooo coke socare..yooo!!"





And learn to eat with a spaghetti bib.

[SentToStud]

Is there, by any chance, a statute of limitations regarding how long the petition process may go on?

If not, perhaps a statue? At least.

[Mortimer]

Then get yourself a Honda 450 motorcylce...put a windshield and saddle bags on it.




Fly a raccoons tail from the sissy bar.

Paint an iron cross on the gas tank.







And wear colors on your cut off levi jacket ......" Hell's Rapscallions."

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

Is there, by any chance, a statute of limitations regarding how long the petition process may go on?

If not, perhaps a statue? At least.

I think it failed to do so many posts ago.




Continuing it simply is making a statement of protest.

Think of it as my Statue of Liberty.

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

I think it failed to do so many posts ago.




Continuing it simply is making a statement of protest.

Think of it as my Statue of Liberty.

One does what one must. Protest noted.

[CapperZeke]

Morty??




Morty??






I'm in trouble.



You have any selection today?







Is ThistlelyDowns running?

[Mortimer]

CapperZeke!


Great seeing you again ,sir.

I'm afraid only the frumpy tracks are running today.







What happened to LateFires?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

One does what one must. Protest noted.

Good deal.




Tell Mr. Panda I said hello...we'll be thinking of him.

[CapperZeke]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

CapperZeke!


Great seeing you again ,sir.

I'm afraid only the frumpy tracks are running today.







What happened to LateFires?

I don't know about LateFires.


Perhaps he/she was scared off last week.



The miniskirt thing and all.



It's getting humid again.

[Mortimer]

ror!!


And DebODeb isn't even here.





She's very attractive...don't ya think?

I hope KGB .007 is striking out faster than the Indians are.

[CapperZeke]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

ror!!


And DebODeb isn't even here.





She's very attractive...don't ya think?

I hope KGB .007 is striking out faster than the Indians are.

I'm afraid I don't know DebODeb.



You know spelled backwards it's BedOBed.



KGB .007 might be rounding third and heading home.



The third base coach is waving him in.




I hear a BeeGee tune in the distance.





Oh, goodness.





I'm leaking.








Jungle again, don't ya know.

[Mortimer]

ror!!




GOO-FOO!!






HIGHLY AMUSING SIR!






But please....I did kind of start it,but never cheapen Debbie...I know you were being amusing..it's my fault ...really.





And funny as it was......I gag about the rounding 3rd.


I will hack to him to death before he even sniffs 1st base.

[CapperZeke]

So sorry, I didn't mean to offend.



I feel bad now.



I must exit in shame and kick myself out of this room.



Let me know when I can return.



I'll be in Cuba.

[Mortimer]

ror!

No.no...please return.



You couldn't have known as you are not familiar with the Forest Princess' postings here....and like I said I misled you with my stupid remark.



But you can say anything you want about GenuineCrazyLady.





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