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Old 02-07-2008, 03:10 PM
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Stopping by Woods to Dump A Body


Whose vaporized head this is I think I know.
His body is still in the chamber, though;
He will not see it spazzing there
Perhaps I should put it outside; in the snow.

My little horsey thinks this dead head queer
To stop without a body near
I decided instead to fling it out onto the frozen lake
The rotting process will take a year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
He thinks the odd head some mistake.
It appears to him to be a dweeb
Of a simple mind and a total flake.

The vaporized head is empty and doesn't sound a peep,
But it doesn't know where art its body,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake.



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Old 02-07-2008, 04:06 PM
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Stopping by Woods to Dump A Body


Whose vaporized head this is I think I know.
His body is still in the chamber, though;
He will not see it spazzing there
Perhaps I should put it outside; in the snow.

My little horsey thinks this dead head queer
To stop without a body near
I decided instead to fling it out onto the frozen lake
The rotting process will take a year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
He thinks the odd head some mistake.
It appears to him to be a dweeb
Of a simple mind and a total flake.

The vaporized head is empty and doesn't sound a peep,
But it doesn't know where art its body,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake.



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Old 02-07-2008, 04:18 PM
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Thank you so much ,Dahling.
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:23 PM
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Boobie Fisher would have a heart attack if he witnessed the shenanigans going on in this thread.
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:31 PM
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^^ Sister Ann Marie.
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:41 PM
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^^^Jeff Conaway
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:44 PM
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^^^ Rosie's boyfriend.
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:58 PM
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^^^ Uncly's girlfriend.
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Old 02-07-2008, 05:46 PM
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[quote=Mortimer]I thought that was your
Yeah, I think WAYYYY too much

So much that I get my left and right confused...
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Old 02-07-2008, 06:04 PM
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^^^ Uncly's girlfriend.

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Old 02-07-2008, 06:05 PM
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I thought that was your
Yeah, I think WAYYYY too much

So much that I get my left and right confused...
Consider directional tatooing.
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Old 02-07-2008, 07:47 PM
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Smoochy poo
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Old 02-07-2008, 08:05 PM
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Smoochy poo
It's going to take a lot more than that.
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Old 02-07-2008, 08:07 PM
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It's going to take a lot more than that.
Smoochy smoochy poo? Or how about some smoochy poo poo? (Although I'll admit, I thought you were a little better than that, Morty.)
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Old 02-07-2008, 08:21 PM
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Smoochy smoochy poo? Or how about some smoochy poo poo? (Although I'll admit, I thought you were a little better than that, Morty.)

Just get on with how you have no gag reflex.






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Old 02-07-2008, 08:44 PM
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Just get on with how you have no gag reflex.






I'm not messing around here.
Who said anything about that?
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Old 02-07-2008, 08:50 PM
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That all depends on how sincerely you want to apologize.
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Old 02-07-2008, 08:52 PM
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That all depends on how sincerely you want to apologize.
I think a smoochy smoochy poo should suffice.
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Old 02-07-2008, 08:57 PM
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I think a smoochy smoochy poo should suffice.
Ya well your opinion of a horsey race ain't necessarily knockin' 'em dead...either.
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Old 02-07-2008, 08:59 PM
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Ya well your opinion of a horsey race ain't necessarily knockin' 'em dead...either.
I do OK for the most part.
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