Brutal

[Mortimer]

Oh my God!!


I'm surprised he didn't turn into Frankenstein!

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Ever see film of him?

Boy..what a literal stiff. He lasted one year of moderately impressive rookie production. Hafner's record is far more impressive....but I do think he's finished.

I remember a particular saturday game of the week when I think Bryant Gumbel, who was still doing network sports, did a feature on him before a rare indians showing on game of the week.

[Mortimer]

Then you know he ran stiff and batted stiff.


The trainer said he suffered from....stiffness.

If you know what I mean.

[Mortimer]

And so..............we are at Game 5. That's the way the NBA likes to say it---Game 5. Like it's a big deal.




Well it's not.

It's the 5th game---is what it is.



My only question is what WITNESS gets yelled at by The FROZEN ONE??

















Opinions.

[Mortimer]

Joe Jockaman!!?

[Mortimer]

Oh no...I've been posting Cavs material in the Spurs thread.


I'm deeply sorry for getting lost in threads...again.



Mainly because the Spurs suck.

[Mortimer]

Happy Birthday Hi....I don't know the other guy.







EAUXH!!..That rhymes!

Oddsmakers have both lines -9 for the home teams tonight.


Cavs might cover. Utah...eh wouldn't bet on it.

[Mortimer]

Oh well.

Horrible decision making in crunch time.

[Mortimer]

The Witnesses will come with that...."You would have never gotten this far without The FROZEN ONE!!!"

[horseofcourse]

I thought he played pretty well for the most part. Not good enough however as they lost. What can you do?? I thought he took one ill-advised 3 when they were down 1, but he had made two straight at the time he took it. Biggest shot of the game was PJ Brown making an 18 footer to put them up 3...I can live with that. They designed a good play after that basket as LEBron off the triple team got it to West for a wide open 3 with no one within 10 feet of him, but he missed it too as LeBron did the possession before.

I didn't see too many horrible decisions by the team in crunch time. After that possession, the next time still down 3...LeBron drove to the basket and missed with contact from PJ Brown. Good call, not nearly enough contact to call a foul in a game 7, but the right play....after that fouls were aplenty.

IN all honesty, the only questionable decision was the 3 by the frozen one when down 89-88 I think...my memory is frozen a bit...I think that did happen, and at the time he had made two straight from long range and was pretty hot at the time.

I am not very smart however and am most likely mis-analyzing. I am happy with how the team played in this series. They played a team that won over 20 more games than them and were not out-classed in the series only having one bad loss in game 2. They had 2 really good opportunities in Boston to win games 1 and 7 but just weren't good enough. I will acquiesce to Morty and say James is the sole reason they lost the series as game 1 was the difference maker...he was beyond abysmal that game without question. He played ok in game 7 however...but game one was the one.

I think they would not be as good a team without James however. (does that statement really make me a witness!!)

[Mortimer]

You have come a long way ,HOC.



These things happen when you have a player/coach. He is a poor 3 point shooter as his 31.5% record showed throughout this season.....but that doesn't stop The FROZEN ONE........he took E-LEV-UN of them this game.




But he did make 3.

[Mortimer]

I do see where the TEAM PLAYER...The KINK....has proclaimed the team must get better and he will be talking to management about that.


Gosh I wish I was management.




First thing I'd do is sell the team and have LOTS O MOAN-AY!!



























But seriously....I would say...."Oh yes,LeBron...whateveah you say. I agree."



And then I would get together with all the teams in the league and work out the best 3 or even 4 team trade I could make.



And James would be gone.

[The Bid]

Mike Brown is a clown

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Bid

Mike Brown is a clown

We'll trade his azz ,too.

[Mortimer]

The FROZEN ONE's 11 3 point attempts were 3 more than anyone else took on the team in total.


The teams worst 3 point shooter took more 3 point shots than anyone else took total shots on the team.





Interesting.








It's funny.








Early in the game the FROZEN HEADS carped how LeBron needs help from his teammates..he was 4 for 10........and they showed the only other 4 guys to take shots were 0-3,0-2,0-2 and 0-1.




Maybe if they were allowed to shoot anytime they felt like it......maybe they just might catch a hot streak.


I do notice how the league will do anything to window dress James.

There was more,too......but I don't want to upset the insane reading this.

[horseofcourse]

You guys are priceless!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

You guys are priceless!!

Oh?

I said something untrue????

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh?

I said something untrue????

Nope it's all true...hence...priceless!! You can't buy that kind of knowledge and insight.

I'm longing for the halcyon days of John Lucas, Darius Miles, Ricky Davis, D'Juan Wagner, Chris Mihm, and that Bobby Sura was a much better 3 shooter than the frozen one. If only Sura could have been on the floor yesterday.