the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

Won't say who, but I told a George Anderson fan I think he is a big phony.Why is it everyone of these guys now and in the past wind up charging big time for their " sessions."

I just ain't buyin' it.

They know in advance who they are going to meet with and with even nothing more than the i-net,that spells phony to me.


So there's yet another reason not to like me.






''Um...I...uh.....you had a GrandMother....."

Yes, but she's still alive.

Both?

Oh, yes one did die, but I never knew her.

Just as I suspected. She is here now and says not to worry about her.

I said I never knew her. I don't worry about her.

Oh.

Wait!!..Your GrandFather is here.

They're both alive.

Well I didn't say he was dead.He has astral projected his behind to us and says not to worry about him.

I don't worry about either of them. I hate both and have not seen either for over 20 years...even if I did worry, what you're doing is ridiculous.

Oh...I'm so sorry.Misunderstood him. He said you should worry about him.He is hurt that you don't.

I want my 1200 dollars back you phony!

Oh-oh....I am now in a bad trance as your uncle just appeared. He had a bad life and death....he says not to worry about him.....but this is putting me into a catatonic state which I won't recover from for days.

I never had a fucl<in' uncle you fool!!

[clyde]

I put this in WhatTheFucl<IsThatYouAreListeningTo??????????


Why...I don't know.

So I deleted it.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYO4y2WR9cQ

[clyde]

I wish to thank Deb-O-Deb,Franny and Brown Sugah for their unyielding support of my membership in the I. A. program...Idiots Anonymous.




So much for the anonymous part.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

I wish to thank Deb-O-Deb,Franny and Brown Sugah for their unyielding support of my membership in the I. A. program...Idiots Anonymous.




So much for the anonymous part.

Support????
I thought we were members of the club too.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Support????
I thought we were members of the club too.

Oh my God.

















thud

[clyde]

Have a GREAT true life story to bang out here a little later. It's one of those "life is stranger than fiction" things.


You won't want to miss it.

Beats ae dingbeat's still dead photos.

[geeker2]

Hey I think you are an Idiot...can I join?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Hey I think you are an Idiot...can I join?

Only if you are an anonymous idiot.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Only if you are an anonymous idiot.

Do we have meetings and 12 steps?

[clyde]

^^^^Only an idiot would ask questions like this.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Do we have meetings and 12 steps?

12 meetings and 1 goal.
That goal is getting all the idiots to show up at the same place at the same time. I'll admit it's a lofty goal.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

^^^^Only an idiot would ask questions like this.

YOU'RE IN GEEKER!!!!!!!

[clyde]

I am getting very dizzy!!
















thud!

[geeker2]

sweet

[geeker2]

Oh and Deb...nice work in the Smarty Threads

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Oh and Deb...nice work in the Smarty Threads

Gracias.

[clyde]

God forbid someone should paste it here.




Anyhoo..will keep this as short as possible...A neighbor suggested to me I should join this Cleveland ( I am not kidding ) MEET UP group.



I spit!!




Didn't tell him why....was a little embarrassed people are now pitying me.But I did take a look at it ...and it has a message board!

My little horns came out.

So I joined.

There are several Cleveland MEET UP groups....joined two and was really having great fun without the MEETING UP nonsense.


Then this girl posts..''Anyone live in Green,Ohio?"

I answered with..."Why,certainly. In fact, the 2009 est. pop. was over 23,000 ."

She answered back with....."I think I know you."


So it turned out we did know each other. She asked because she wanted to go to the Warehouse District Street Fair today in downtown Cleveland...this was Friday night when she asked.



She's really a cutie pie, but fairly dense.

On the phone I told her I wasn't going , but since she is afraid to drive there 50 miles alone...if I was going, could she come?

I told I wasn't going to, but would be happy to help her.

This went on for like 20 MINUTES.I guess she didn't want me to do it just for her...so when she AGAIN asked if I was sure I wasn't going anyways----I said:

Lady....I AM GOING REGARDLESS!OK? I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ALL MY LIFE---I AM GOING EVEN IF YOU DON'T.



She replied---OK!




God!




WE GOT THERE...RIGHT WHERE WE WERE TO MEET THE HOST...AND WAITED AN HOUR...NO HOST, NO OTHER MEMBERS EVER SHOWED.




You can imagine what I said on their message board.







So they darted me.






I actually was darted off a legitimate MEET UP board!

They are very sensitive!!



Am carping about them in the other meet up group's message board.



It's great fun!!





They'll probably dart me,too.

[Rileyoriley]

Isn't it fun meeting new people!!!!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Isn't it fun meeting new people!!!!

ror!!




Oh yes..especially when they are INVISIBLE.

[clyde]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMc0o...eature=related





The bats are in the belfry
the dew is on the moor
where are the arms that held me
and pledged her love before
and pledged her love before

Chorus

It's such a sad old feeling
the fields are soft and green
it's memories that I'm stelaing
but you're innocent when you dream
when you dream
you're innocent when you dream

running through the graveyard
we laughed my friends and I
we swore we'd be together
until the day we died
until the day we died

Repeat Chorus

I made a golden promise
that we would never part
I gave my love a locket
and then I broke her heart
and then I broke her heart