Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by TheSpyder

I think I've got it...

I believe you are the love child of Dr. Doolittle and Ms Doughtfire..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GPGaPM...eature=related

ror!!



Get outta town,man!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by TheSpyder

Hey 'Orte'

Have a good chicken soup day...gobble, gobble....I mean Slurp, Slurp

Oh my God!


You don't know how funny that is!!





fr&l-a!!!!

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Uh well..since I forgot to leave...



...one more time!

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Look at her pretty little arms......I have to go.



c u latah.

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But...may I say---I have really,really enjoyed my Laura Plethora this eve-a-ning.



AAAAND....one more time.

[TheSpyder]

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Why do I do this!?


Will you stop it!?







goo-foo!!

[TheSpyder]

[Mortimer]

Phooey....now I have to do it again.









One more Laura Aura.....can't quit 'er.

[TheSpyder]

I'm done and I'm gone...

[Mortimer]

STOP IT!!

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GOOD!




As I now leave...I would like to say I would eat a Stella Dora --cookie...I guess they are.


But I would never eat a Stella Laura cookie.

I would keep it forever.

[cowgirlintexas]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

HAY!!



I just imagined a forest fairy dancing to this!

Isn't that great!?




Yes...at the beginning she is buzzing down aiming to land in a glen on soft brush.



But she makes a boo boo and lands on a stone with a thud...right on her dupa.







But then she starts dancing and it really,really looks great----really,really.



OK.....just thought I'd mention it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nefhGDZ0EAc

[Mortimer]

Hey thanks.

Not quite the way I saw it,but too kind.

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An Evening With:





An American Psycho At Franklin..CAH-SOL.MORTE' WOLF---Arletta.....Know What Ahm Thayin'?







Coming to your screen in 1..maybe 2...hours.

[cowgirlintexas]

Wake me when it's finished.....






















Sweet Dreams

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I am ....at your service.








SCENE I


Arletta was finishing up work at the horsey stables.For some reason,when she was done she felt compelled to go behind the barns....and look out onto the pasture behind them

And then she knew why; a fine steed with a cowboy atop was galloping toward her.The horsey was full of fun...athletic...strong.....it was DowntownDollarBilly!!!!

The horsey stopped 10 feet short of her. The cowboy dismounted and came toward her.He wore levis over cowboy boots...a white tank top...and a cowboy hat. He was a little over 5-8 and looked to weigh 155-160 pounds. He looked the image of the 2 time National AAU Welterweight Champion that he was.He had a US Marine tat on his right bicep...and a Leapy-PooYearBaby tattoo on his left bicep. She could see the separation of his pecs..split right down the middle.Every sinew was clearly visible under the flesh ,that she could see. He appeared to be starting a woody----Billy was ,too.

Arletta was getting a wetty.



The cowboy spoke...."Howdy,Ma'am.You have been summoned to the..CAH-SOL."


Huh?...she said.


Franklin ..CAH-SOL.

Huh?

In Cleveland.

Huh?


Ma'am...get on the horsey.






And so...she did...holding on to the raw hardness of this mystical cowboy's body.They galloped off....she began pumping her hot little snatch into him. He reached back and whacked her on her dupa----she stopped pumping.She was a true snot face.

They horsey galloped so fast that they took off into the sky!!.....AWAAAAAY UP! She felt warmth and wind......and then saw they were in an amethytht----I mean amethyst colored soup of aromatic clouds.

She began pumping her hot little snatch into him again....he reached back and swatted her dupa twice this time...and hard.




What a brat.

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Scene II within one hour.




This ain't easy.

[Smooth Operator]

Oh my God










lol

[Smooth Operator]

Cute little minx that cowgirl



Can ya get me into Scene II, Morty? lol