The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Lastly and not as important BUT are we really maybe going to have a triple crown winner finally and have people saying they hope he doesn't win the Belmont? I don't understand...

The other 11 TC winners.. were there people at the time saying oh pooh and phooey that horse isn't as good as the others?

I'm sorry but this is a joyful time so BE HAPPY YOU ASSHOLES.

Ooopsie I mean go, California Chrome!

I wasn't alive yet, but I think people felt that way about Seattle Slew, or at least that his competition was too weak to really mean something.

[Sightseek]

Ok, who released the possum?

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/mo...icle-1.1803149

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Ok, who released the possum?

Dammity, Morty!!!

[Arletta]

Chromies!



"They wrap themselves in aluminum foil in honor of his name. They tweet endless photos of their hero taking baths and feeling frisky. To show support of an almost mythic quest, they wear purple Band-Aids across their noses and green donkey logos on their hats."


http://www.mercedsunstar.com/2014/05...ple-crown.html

[Sightseek]

Hellmers' Derby outfit looks like it was inspired by Scavs and Elton John.

[bigrun]

This is getting beyond kumquatery;this insane parade of Chromester after Chromester making muggy faces after the first two nuggets of the Hypel Crown,proclaiming her as the best horsey ever even before she automatically wins that Hypel Crown and performing and promoting Beatification,and actually hyping themselves -----as if they were actually the animal.

This goes way beyond ZenYaddaYaddaYaddaness,

I would like for you Chromester Sociopaths to step back and look at what you do.

"Oh but it's for the common person as mirrored by CA's connections.We commoners connect."

Uhm....no,no,no,no,no.



You convey reverse anthropomorphism.You puny Earthlings are making yourselves into an animal! All to try and cop the glory of SaliChrome and put it onto yourselves.

Outrageous.

Disgraceful.

Fractious.

This is something I have never done.My all time favorite horsey's,in comparison to the greats, are merely also rans.They did have that one commonality; and that is they were fearless.

Sali is not fearless.Sali has yet to prove she can be tough when facing trouble.Well guess what Chromesters? Aluminum is about to get one big ol' face full of toughness testing trouble.The name of that test is LittleAndy.




Oh my God.


I mean ....BigSandy.



I cannot wait to see your little snotty, pouty faces after Aluminum gets soundly thrashed.I live for the moment of breathing Chromester free air.I live for that moment you Chromesters have your Chrome Domes blown of your little pinheads.

[Arletta]

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[Arletta]

:d

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[Arletta]

He now has a song for all the Chromies to sing

Bring it Home Chrome!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdQS08KqqFE

[OldDog]

Feel dizzy, odd . . .

It's like someone . . . or something . . . is inside my head . . .

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I cannot read j-pegs as I am not allowed to be an NT member.....MS. ARLETTUCE.I
would think your links are Chromester snottings, but I can't prove it.

(This is really for SightyPooKins.SightyKins....the Chromesters are beginning to
out number us and would like to poison our noodles so as to become like them.

BLECH!!

Oh my God.I forgot Sighty does not know how to read inside of parenthesis.I only
hope someone not a Chromester will pass this on.This is a noodle film I made
come to life.It shows the JihadScientist from NoAdvantage spotting Sighty, a
nonChromseter.She must not let this happen.She must stay in her safe place until
SaliChrome gets waxed in the Belmont.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Arletta

:d

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For those less fortunate

(scroll to the bottom and you will see this j-peg.)

https://twitter.com/hashtag/MostInte...World?src=hash

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Arletta

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(For Morty/Clyde, etc., etc.)

Scroll down to where it shows a picture of Chrome that says "36 yrs and counting.. 2 down 1 to go!"

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by OldDog

Feel dizzy, odd . . .

It's like someone . . . or something . . . is inside my head . . .

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I cannot read j-pegs as I am not allowed to be an NT member.....MS. ARLETTUCE.I
would think your links are Chromester snottings, but I can't prove it.

(This is really for SightyPooKins.SightyKins....the Chromesters are beginning to
out number us and would like to poison our noodles so as to become like them.

BLECH!!

Oh my God.I forgot Sighty does not know how to read inside of parenthesis.I only
hope someone not a Chromester will pass this on.This is a noodle film I made
come to life.It shows the JihadScientist from NoAdvantage spotting Sighty, a
nonChromseter.She must not let this happen.She must stay in her safe place until
SaliChrome gets waxed in the Belmont.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo

[Sightseek]

CLYDEFORM's slew of undercover reporters have just discovered that Wicked Strong has been given the Haskin double-thumbs up dapple rating.

[Rileyoriley]

I have just spent the past weekend traveling the world in search of the best handicappers in the world to preview the Belmont Stakes for ClydeForm. I found such a pair in the airport bar and they will make their appearance next weekend.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Arletta

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[Rileyoriley]

In the Belmont Belly Button Stakes....Medal Count is now an inny.

[Rileyoriley]

The post above this post;gosh it reminds me so much of that column I just wrote for that Dyslexic racing newspaper,OFF THEY'RE!



THE SALI EXCLUSION PRINCICPLE

by Clyde Collinwood,creator of CLYDEFORM!!


I do not believe two great horsey's (in this case:SaliChrome and Social Disease)can be in the same race at the same time with the same energy.Either, one of them has to scratch or-----one or both is not a great horsey.

But before I digress, let me mention something off the topic.

Chromesters are beginning to pay the price of their legendary lunacy.

Do you 'ememer JihadScientist?

He was that massive eruption of gross stupidity who planted himself at NoAdvantage.That's the place were ThaiGuys go to flame out;if you recall.Well....he flamed out.I don't think I have ever seen a more compelling reason for postnatal abortion.


ANYWAYS!!....now I digress.


HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!

It looks as though Matterhorn is now in the Belmonty's!!!!

YOW.


On this fine day when we give thanks to those who went through so much,Matterhorn is announced for the Belmonty's.Ever read Matterhorn? Just out maybe around 4-5 years ago.A novel based on truth by a real participant of the Viet Nam war.Really a great book.

Good grief....ClydeForm may have just found CC's exacta partner.Stand by .


OK. I digressed.

No back to what I digressed from before I went off topic.

Or was it after I went off topic?



Kin ya hep me here?

Oh boy.

There I go again.


I just don't remember.I know it had something to do with horsey racing.God if Hydra sees this column she is going to send me one of her patented, blistering e-mails.Hydra can be a real bitch when she chooses.Wait, I think I know what it was.




Will New Yorkers be all over WickedWrong and/or The Rat?Bad enough we have the Chromesters,now we may also have the Toasties to battle.

Hey!-----know when you are a Confirmed Googlie? If you show a California Aluminum avy and swoon over Steve Fairy.Then you would be a Confirmed Googlie.What is a Googlie? For those who do not know, go to 3:13 of the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CTqSu84g7s

That's a Googlie.





Say! Who won the Met Mile?

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Say! Who won the Met Mile?

ok Who won the Met Mile

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by geeker2

ok Who won the Met Mile

Never mind. Colt by Misunderstood out of I Regress