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Old 08-24-2010, 09:29 PM
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Old 08-24-2010, 09:36 PM
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CatGirl...I really was kidding.



Don't go Sighty-poo on me here.
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Old 08-24-2010, 09:38 PM
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Old 08-24-2010, 10:00 PM
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Honu used to live in Kona
No she dont like no Bona
Island babes are Pono
So is the Ono
Thanks Honu - you saved me a lot of work..
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Old 08-24-2010, 11:17 PM
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CatGirl...I really was kidding.



Don't go Sighty-poo on me here.
ROR!









Sighty-Poo is a beast compared to me!


















None of us would last more than five minutes alone with her!





























Unless we were a Tootsie-Pop





























It takes too many licks to get to the end of that!
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Old 08-25-2010, 01:11 AM
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Thanks Honu - you saved me a lot of work..





snarf!!!!









But her gang name is Honula.....please take note.
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Old 08-25-2010, 01:14 AM
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Oh mine Got, CatGirl!!





!!OOOOOOOOOO!!





You are so right though, that girl just don't hunt.


Just thayin'.
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Old 08-25-2010, 04:07 AM
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The best movie nonsense.



That is the worst collection of tripe I have ever seen in my entire life and thank God who I know in a personal way I don't have to watch any of them because if I did I would Shirley die.
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Old 08-25-2010, 04:31 AM
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Tomorrow I wll make my attempt to turn Honula.

I needed to get in character first and almost have it, but not quite.






Thank you for this perfect day....I enjoyed spending it with you.
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Old 08-25-2010, 02:31 PM
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I am now prepared to turn Honula.

She waits for me in the Purpley Room.



I go there now.....of course.
























Isn't she pretty?

Small,compact....powerful hips.

I'm excited.





Honula, my sweet.....this is how an aesthtics kiss feels.....one who knows your little evil mind.Here's one for your forehead....and one for each eyelid.Notice how I hold you gingerly 'round your waist.Keep your eyes open as I give your lips a machine gun kiss;kissykissykisssykissykissykissy.

(She's googling)...And now...I will kiss the underbelly of your face....under your chin and on your neck while sampling the area of your fine dupa with my paws...finished off with a bite to your chin.....and bites to your neck and shoulders.

Not hard,but noticeable.


Removing her tank top....I enjy her pretty little boobies by kissing one and pinching the other.Then a switch pinch accompanied by my lips finding hers again..and sucking each one.

Hers...not mine.


She is really coming unhinged and wants to find Hershey bar residue in my mouth...and she does.

She makes a happy face as she feels my hands pulling down her Speedos...and for the Hershey bar residue...I guess.


Honula is against the wall now, pressing hard as I kiss her little tummy and suck her belly button....she has a down arrow!!


YES!!




Whew!!....She has fine thighs and they feel
really good!!

Honula really has the sizzle in the griddle going now....plus a wow factor in her plow tractor.

Honula is wiggley against the wall..feverishly so.I know what to do for her.Here,Honula...I am placing a chair next to your leg.Put it on the chair.









Baby....don't do this to me.

I put the chair next to your left leg...and you raise your right leg?

You're going to get tired.



That's it,Baby...left leg goes on the chair.


Fellers....pay particularly close attention to the following.You have to be in swell condition to do this ( just like Honula's little pus.sy is).It takes muscle dexterity and stamina to do it properly.


I am going to enjoy honula's little bivouac area now with my mouth and tongue.Honula...just remember---I am innocent when I dream
...O=;>


This is a perfect day!!

Kiss her and suck her as I am ,as she is telling you to keep going because she is about to blow.

Always listen to what your painting tells you to paint.

When she wiggles harder and tenses to steel around your mouth...get ready.

Grab her hips to so as to try and merge your mouth right into into her targeted area.Suck the clit hard as she rockets off.










Then set her carefully on a bed and help her recover from her after shocks by telling her normalcy does await....Honula---don't worry.I am here for you.The destructive forces will leave...you will not have to think about enjoying this high until you die, I promise you.



They hate when they feel so good they think they will.It's a tough edge to dance on.


Now you must hold and comfort her as I am...as the after shocks dwindle to mere tiny convulsive fits.

We must tell Honula how much we love her...and how much more awats her in Phase II.
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Old 08-25-2010, 02:37 PM
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I lost the part where ..oh fucl<,...how does his stuff happen!!?

It's the part between starting to love her pus.sy with my mouth...and the finish.

Great.



I can't do this again ..and so she will probably never turn.


I hate this place.
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Old 08-25-2010, 03:37 PM
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Oh well....here is one of my favorite movies.

Not THE...don't have a THE.



But the beginning here is intiguing as it goes from one edge to another:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2aND3Y9bc8

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Old 08-25-2010, 04:47 PM
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Would you,could you....ever understand.......................in a million years?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8_UU...eature=related
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Old 08-25-2010, 06:22 PM
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but this one's easy



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy2bxDw9qG0
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Old 08-25-2010, 06:32 PM
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this one's not




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Old 08-25-2010, 07:22 PM
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when practical jokes go bad



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNvkUQniCEg
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Old 08-25-2010, 07:37 PM
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and when they go good





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Old 08-25-2010, 07:39 PM
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and sometimes---there's no joke at all




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Old 08-25-2010, 07:55 PM
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as well as people who fold under questions containing a trigger word, but not all do...just some




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Old 08-25-2010, 08:03 PM
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to end this constant flow of unencumbered memories of a life just beginning from the very end......the sound of #10 slag screenings being crushed to death






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