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Old 04-28-2008, 02:06 PM
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So I can only speak for myself.


But Hossy is a known pretty lady giddier.


He's got Cajun in his basement.
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Old 04-28-2008, 02:10 PM
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Isn't that a medical term?
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Old 04-28-2008, 02:12 PM
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Isn't that a medical term?

Yes and I believe it's fatal.
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Old 04-28-2008, 02:13 PM
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!!!!



This thread must end!!


ror!
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Old 04-28-2008, 02:16 PM
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!!!!



This thread must end!!


ror!



But please spare Hossy's life!!!!!
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Old 04-28-2008, 02:20 PM
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Cross my palm with leaves of grass....and I shall.
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Old 04-28-2008, 02:24 PM
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Cross my palm with leaves of grass....and I shall.

What is the cost, Godfather?
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Old 04-28-2008, 02:28 PM
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I back peddle now.....no amount can save him.



He's gotta go....I will pass this work on to LateFires.

He must do this thing.
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Old 04-28-2008, 06:26 PM
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I have fashioned several missiles equiped with mini nuclear warheads that I fashioned out of several bars of soap.


I will be firing these at people I don't like tonight.
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Old 04-28-2008, 06:28 PM
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Can't wait.... should be fun
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Old 04-28-2008, 07:07 PM
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Absolutely,sir.



I would be remrs......I mean remiss if I did not mention I fnally got a return pm off a "Hi!!" smiley face pm.

Ediby Abbey proved to a very nice lady and did not ignore my electronic greeting as so many of the beasts on here have.





Oh...I should mention TexasInCowgirl also did several days back....and was very nice as well.


I think one other did,but forgot who they were......so I'm not doing so bad after all.
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Old 04-28-2008, 07:15 PM
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You would get ZERO,sir.







Yes ..that's what I said. ZERO.

You think you're so smart...go ahead and try it with this crew of ice cubes around here.
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Old 04-28-2008, 08:23 PM
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ror!!


Well try Ediby and Cowgirl. They are known RSVPers.





And you can't leave until May 4.
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:11 PM
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I have fashioned several missiles equiped with mini nuclear warheads that I fashioned out of several bars of soap.


I will be firing these at people I don't like tonight.

I'm confused. Are you trying to waste them or wash them??????
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:49 PM
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Steve....





..get rid of her.
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:49 PM
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Make it look like an accident.
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:52 PM
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Absolutely.




You handle the aftermath....don't make me look stupid.

I'm counting on you.
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Old 04-29-2008, 08:19 AM
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How can I not thank you?
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Old 04-29-2008, 09:39 AM
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Today I will be squishing the heads of people I don't like....as well as silently chuckling to myself over your ridiculous posts.
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:22 PM
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Great news...I will lead off..or do you like me?

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