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Old 08-28-2007, 07:42 AM
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So would those tops be more uncomfortable than a bra?
As I said a little mushing going on. Running bras do that I guess.
Seems like it might hurt, but prevent excessive oscillation of the orbs
in question.

They are actually way more comfortable. No underwires.
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Old 08-28-2007, 07:55 AM
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She means the bra...not the boo-bees.


But I would think she could get by with bandy aids fer them skeeter bats.









Oh I'm kidding.






HA-HA-HA
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:27 AM
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Well I really was kidding.



















Boy.
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Old 08-28-2007, 10:04 AM
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Horseshoe? You probably made me buy her a shot cause she was hot and you wanted to ask her about her wedding ring.


hey you were the one that wanted to buy them shots.


i just wanted to hit on them.

I think I am going out in Toga tonight... you should join.
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Old 08-28-2007, 10:07 AM
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by the way, my computer is still broken today.

Anyone want to buy a 2006 Sony Vaio?

$50
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Old 08-28-2007, 10:31 AM
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by the way, my computer is still broken today.

Anyone want to buy a 2006 Sony Vaio?

$50
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Sorry to hear.



Didn't Cajunatah already buy Tommy Vaio?


Don't sell to her.
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Old 08-28-2007, 10:41 AM
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hey you were the one that wanted to buy them shots.


i just wanted to hit on them.

I think I am going out in Toga tonight... you should join.
I'll have to text that girl and see if I have any plans. I think it is her turn to blow me off.

Long ride though to go out drinking.
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Old 08-28-2007, 01:59 PM
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Diaper....I'm suing you for caling me names last night.
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Old 08-28-2007, 02:03 PM
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Diaper....I'm suing you for caling me names last night.
Cool, have fun with that.
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Old 08-28-2007, 02:04 PM
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mortimer, do you have a brother named randolph?
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Old 08-28-2007, 02:05 PM
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Cool, have fun with that.

Oh I'm just kidding you for God's sakes.
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Old 08-28-2007, 02:06 PM
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mortimer, do you have a brother named randolph?

No.



Brothers and sisters I have none...nor a son.. but that man's Father is my Father's son.

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Old 08-28-2007, 02:13 PM
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No.



Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man's Father is my Father's son.

i see.

i always figured you for one of the duke brothers.
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Old 08-28-2007, 02:15 PM
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I don't even know who those guys are.


Did you think SuffolkEarl...I mean Girl... was a ditz?
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:10 PM
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Well doesn't anyone know who that man is???
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:12 PM
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Well doesn't anyone know who that man is???

your son?
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:14 PM
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your son?

Oh my God.



NO!




ror!
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:17 PM
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Oh my God.



NO!




ror!

but you said


that mans father is your fathers son

so wouldnt that man be your son?















gimme a break already!!
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:20 PM
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rule-eng en leff-eng!!





I SAAAAID:




Brothers and sisters I have none...nor a son but that man's Father is my Father's son.

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Old 08-28-2007, 03:22 PM
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It's a riddle ma'am...you must enter it and play with various possible scenarios....there's no smoke and mirrors involved here.



That'd be a hint.
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