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Old 08-07-2007, 11:40 PM
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Cobby and Webby don't like albinos. Too tart.



They do enjoy a little leatherbacks. Tastes like Tuna.


I disagreed.


Leatherbacks taste like cream cheese and waffles.


You're gonna to make UnclyTrust have bad dreams tonight.
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:41 PM
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Did you practice with his putter?

nah I was just playing golf with him and my Uncle Barry in Tucson Arizona... I think Serling was a golf pro and he was giving me tips.


Strange stuff, I believe it was the Indian Charlie thing that made him come up in my dream. Wonder what Freud would say?
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:42 PM
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I left my zebra here.





Hello Uncly.

You know what is ..don't you?





Temporal lobe...bet ya.

definately
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:42 PM
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I'd say he's

Crinkle

Trash Can

Just like his namesake

=;>
!!




Boy..you can sure say that again.



But don't.





Anyhoo...there may be a cipher involved here...I'll find out.

And thanks everyone for not using that disgusting sunglasses face.






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Old 08-07-2007, 11:43 PM
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definately
Probably just a lession....I think they can burn those things off now.




=;>
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:44 PM
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You're gonna to make UnclyTrust have bad dreams tonight.

yes, tonights dream I will be learning to start fire's from stones with Albino's, Leatherbacks and possibly Steve Crist.

cant wait!
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:45 PM
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nah I was just playing golf with him and my Uncle Barry in Tucson Arizona... I think Serling was a golf pro and he was giving me tips.


Strange stuff, I believe it was the Indian Charlie thing that made him come up in my dream. Wonder what Freud would say?
Probably that you had a little too much Captain Morgan.
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:45 PM
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Oh boy...I'm not even going to start to analyze that one.

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yes, tonights dream I will be learning to start fire's from stones with Albino's, Leatherbacks and possibly Steve Crist.

cant wait!

Good for you!



I might suggest being Catwoman in your next dream...seems like a fun part.
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:46 PM
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Oh geez...I knew someone would do that.






Please....you look like monkey face.
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:46 PM
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Probably that you had a little too much Captain Morgan.

lol... actually this was the night after peabodys! It is your fault!
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:48 PM
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Oh geez...I knew someone would do that.






Please....you look like monkey face.

actually... I think i look a lil bit like a blue face with sun glasses and a slanted smile..

dont ya think?



oh, and one of my college nicknames was Stunky (stands for Stoned Monkey)


(the other one was Bookie)
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:50 PM
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!!




Boy..you can sure say that again.



But don't.





Anyhoo...there may be a cipher involved here...I'll find out.

And thanks everyone for not using that disgusting sunglasses face.






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I vote for that one.
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:50 PM
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lol... actually this was the night after peabodys! It is your fault!
Oh, then it is an easy explanation, your lust for the waitress at Peabody's and your lust for BTW comingled in your sleep creating a dream in which he was serving you as your golf instructor.
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:51 PM
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actually... I think i look a lil bit like a blue face with sun glasses and a slanted smile..

dont ya think?



oh, and one of my college nicknames was Stunky (stands for Stoned Monkey)


(the other one was Bookie)

Oh boy.

This is to deep for me right now.



But it's been fun tonight...thank you Uncly.





Tune in tomorrow as we will have Abraham Licncoln as our guest.


Yes...he is dead.
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:52 PM
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Oh, then it is an easy explanation, your lust for the waitress at Peabody's and your lust for BTW comingled in your sleep creating a dream in which he was serving you as your golf instructor.

Oh.






That must be it!
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:53 PM
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Oh boy.

This is to deep for me right now.



But it's been fun tonight...thank you Uncly.





Tune in tomorrow as we will have Abraham Licncoln as our guest.


Yes...he is dead.
oh sweet, I love Abraham Licncoln.



Goodnight!
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Old 08-08-2007, 12:42 AM
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Phooey.




I can't sleep.

Can anyone anyone help?

MonkeyFace KGB .007 ....are you there?



He always makes me doze off.

Dillinger does ,too.

If they both came in here right now it would be like double feature night at the slumber center.



Boozing gelfers.

What could more snoozeable?

I'll bet they have fat bellies,too.





Nuts..this is awful.







What is dumber than this? :












I don't think anything is.



In fact when I see that I do this :














Brother.
















All right...I'll see what I can do about getting to sleepy-poo now.
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Old 08-08-2007, 12:54 AM
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I reread a few of MonkeyFace KGB.007's posts.




It still isn't helping.

If that doesn't do it...I am doomed.Maybe I won't get any sleep tonight.That wouldn't be good.Maybe I'll try to get to 4000 posts tonight.....what a ChattyKathy am I.








Hey!.....I'm Thebby's pet!! Ya see that ?

Isn't that great?

I can do anything I want to....and I will receive no punishment.Ya gotta hate me.In fact what I thought was hilarious was when I vaporized yon Dillinger and the snot face went whimpering out of here with the remark...' And you will be gone from even theese 3 rooms...'









Hey guess what you hack?












ror!





Oh my...I have to admit I enjoy myself almost as much as PrinthethDoreen enjoys me.Where is that old barracuda anyways? I think MonkeyFace KGB .007 is getting next to her.



OK...maybe now I'll try it again.
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Old 08-08-2007, 01:06 AM
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Do ya think KGB .007 and Dillinger are gay??




The thought just hit me.

I mean..that's fine...I have nothing against gay people at all....but the idea seems to be a bit odd to me.Other than that...these two can kiss each other in public all they want. Hey...it's no skin off my nose.








Do you think their noses have skin?





I'll bet they don't.








I can sign on so that I do see the JoeyNoShoes abortion.

I mean journal.


Although I can't post smartly in it.




What is this guy....a junior science fiction writer?




But wouldn't you know it....yon Dillinger and MonkeyFace seem to love him.











Say.....


...are you thinking what I'm thinking?????















Oh my God.




ror!!








It's a threesome!!









GOO-FOO!











But let's not out them.

Wouldn't be right.

Gay people have the right to not tell.




I'm sure that's why these 3 aren't telling.








Like no one knows.







I mean...who do they think they're kidding here?






Maybe now I am tired enough to sleep....wish me luck!
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