One of my Neverending Threads

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My bet is LovelyLaurel is a man.




LateFires....find out.

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Late Fires...Late Fires!




Our predator friend.



Geez.

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Hey!

You're the one who didn't know who LateFires is.

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Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

My bet is LovelyLaurel is a man.




LateFires....find out.

I'm not falling for this again.

I haven't forgotten the time you told me SteveHaskin was a woman. I'll never get those pud pics back.

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I meant LovelyLaurel

Oh.







I don't know who he/she is...but was the newest member before that other one registered.

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Originally Posted by Late Fires

I'm not falling for this again.

I haven't forgotten the time you told me SteveHaskin was a woman. I'll never get those pud pics back.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
























thud

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If this thread ends...someone will have to change the title......STEVE.

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When will your fine selections for the big race be posted?

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Thank you for your inquiry ,FiresLate..........UPS!!.....I mean LateFires.





The day after Mr. Beyer does his thing on the derby.That's because I caught him copying off me in the past.




He's here as VideoGirl.

(I'm not that easy to fool,Andy.)

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Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Thank you for your inquiry ,FiresLate..........UPS!!.....I mean LateFires.





The day after Mr. Beyer does his thing on the derby.That's because I caught him copying off me in the past.




He's here as VideoGirl.

(I'm not that easy to fool,Andy.)

!!

Very well.
















I was talking about the opener at Thistley, though, not the Derby.

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Oh fer gosh sakes.

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You tricked me...I thought fer DEM SHOO you meant the derby.






I cannot afford to look stupid,sir.

But they will be posted by 11 this eve-a-ning.

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Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

You tricked me...I thought fer DEM SHOO you meant the derby.






I cannot afford to look stupid,sir.

But they will be posted by 11 this eve-a-ning.

I apologize. I wouldn't think it possible for you to look stupid here.


I will be looking forward to your fine selections as always. I've cashed many a winning ticket by using them and throwing out the picks of the five Steves.

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By the way---those of you attending opening day at THE Thistleydowns will notice the bush out front has been recently trimmed and now clearly says THISTLEYDOWNS..







......and not THMBYMBLDRWN.

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Originally Posted by Late Fires

I apologize. I wouldn't think it possible for you to look stupid here.


I will be looking forward to your fine selections as always. I've cashed many a winning ticket by using them and throwing out the picks of the five Steves.

Good fellow.


The Five Steve's ,as you have learned, are simply media window dressing.And you're so right...it is impossible to look stupid in the stupid threads for all the stupid people in the smart threads.

That's a riddle.

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Hossy...no comment on what I KNOW you're going to comment on.



I'm feeling pretty again...I'd like the feeling to last a few minutes.

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Well let's go with a big chalk destroyer in the first at THE Thistleydowns tomorrow.......HayMatt with my good friend Janey Margell on top....which is her fav position.


Gotta love her.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

it is impossible to look stupid in the stupid threads for all the stupid people in the smart threads.

Okay Morte, figured I'd have the damned artichoke heart now instead of risking it and waiting so reading this in reverse order.

Wow, nice line. I have no idea what it means but i shall ponder.....

No Morty's Post Position Analysis Extravaganza thread today?

[Payson Dave]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Hossy...no comment on what I KNOW you're going to comment on.



I'm feeling pretty again...I'd like the feeling to last a few minutes.

Where's the pic you were going to send of pretty.....are we talking skeeter bats or fine full boobees