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Old 04-30-2008, 03:12 PM
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Okay Morte, figured I'd have the damned artichoke heart now instead of risking it and waiting so reading this in reverse order.

Wow, nice line. I have no idea what it means but i shall ponder.....

No Morty's Post Position Analysis Extravaganza thread today?



What a pleasant demise.....!!!....I mean SURPRISE!!


The draw for post position position is almost as stupid as the selection of post position itself.




It would be like analyzing the coin flip at a football game.




























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Old 04-30-2008, 03:13 PM
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Where's the pic you were going to send of pretty.....are we talking skeeter bats or fine full boobees



I'm talking about Deb-O-Deb...so guess.




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Old 04-30-2008, 03:14 PM
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This is a no win proposition
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Old 04-30-2008, 03:15 PM
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This is a no win proposition
But not for me.





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Old 04-30-2008, 03:18 PM
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5 in the third and 4 in the fifth.





Am I going too fast?
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Old 04-30-2008, 03:22 PM
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Take 5 in the 7th....put him on top of 8 as well.
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Old 04-30-2008, 03:24 PM
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And a BIG internet hug for 1 in the 9th....box him with the 8.



8...can't quit 'im.
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Old 04-30-2008, 03:26 PM
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3 in the 11th.....I know it's hard to keep up...I'm kinda fast.
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Old 04-30-2008, 03:29 PM
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And to finish in the 13th race...let's go with the 2 ( Janey's giving me a signal there---love ya baby!)....and why not a 2-6 box , for safety purposes,.....and a 1-2-6 box....same purposes.



There you have it.
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Old 04-30-2008, 03:31 PM
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How about a nice round of applause?
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Old 04-30-2008, 03:40 PM
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Well...how about a bad one then?
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Old 04-30-2008, 06:26 PM
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Old 04-30-2008, 06:53 PM
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Do you mind?
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:09 PM
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:29 PM
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ror!!



!!!!OOOOOOOOO!!!!




I didn't think Hossy would actually do it.
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:35 PM
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Well, he tried to trick me at first ... but then I told him dressing up as a yield sign wouldn't do him any favors.
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:38 PM
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This paint is pretty hard to wash off.
You look good in bright red.
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:45 PM
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Not sure I like this color of red on my lips, though.
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:50 PM
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I think someone just called the vise squad.
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:56 PM
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^^^ Painted himself pink.








































































I don't like pink either.
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