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Old 08-28-2007, 05:58 PM
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Old 08-28-2007, 06:35 PM
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Boy...did Pud whip your behind.








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Some of the finest work I have seen.




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Old 08-28-2007, 06:59 PM
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Boy...did Pud whip your behind.








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Well obviously you recently recovered from blindness.
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Old 08-28-2007, 07:01 PM
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Well obviously you recently recovered from blindness.
Sudafed, my dear. Get it right.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:07 PM
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Yes dear.....please get it right.



Actually...I'm still a little slow,but would not have remembered those names anyway.


I am proud to have pulled Mr. Portnoy out of my noodle...however.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:14 PM
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I give up on asking who the Olsen Sisters and Duke Brothers are..though.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:28 PM
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I will leave here very soon..sometime tonight.


Oh I know I've been a leavingHO....but I promise I won't return....ah really do.






So how about some nice presents for a change?

Don't fret though because unless someone finds me and kills me first...I will be at Sara's Toga next summer....you can kill me then.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:28 PM
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And then we'll find out who the REAL HO's are!


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Old 08-28-2007, 10:02 PM
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i know you already know who the duke brothers and the olsen twins are mortimer, but just so you can stop asking, i'll tell you anyways.

the duke brothers, mortimer and randolph, were crusty old men from the 1980's movie, trading places. they placed a bet, for $1, that they could ruin the life of one of their associates and replace him with a homeless person in their brokerage firm (i think that's what they were).

they were kind of funny, in a morty sort of way.

the olsen twins are these bobble head brainless blondes that were spawned by the devil himself.

they were on some really bad tv show if i remember. americas funniest home videos i think.
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Old 08-28-2007, 10:04 PM
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And then we'll find out who the REAL HO's are!


=:>
speaking of HO's.

Where's our favorite HO tonight, IvanHo? is there some sort of nascar awards ceremony she's watching?
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Old 08-28-2007, 10:19 PM
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thank you morty


i know i am smart!


(smart a ss)
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i know you already know who the duke brothers and the olsen twins are mortimer, but just so you can stop asking, i'll tell you anyways.

the duke brothers, mortimer and randolph, were crusty old men from the 1980's movie, trading places. they placed a bet, for $1, that they could ruin the life of one of their associates and replace him with a homeless person in their brokerage firm (i think that's what they were).

they were kind of funny, in a morty sort of way.

the olsen twins are these bobble head brainless blondes that were spawned by the devil himself.

they were on some really bad tv show if i remember. americas funniest home videos i think.



Thanks so much...but why does everyone insist I know something when I don't!?

I never heard of this 2 pair and still they are foreign to me..but at least I know what was meant now.
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Old 08-28-2007, 10:38 PM
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thank you morty


i know i am smart!


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Well you sure are..and I'm really sorry about my complete lapse of reality.

But with the rewording considered......the guy was pointing to himself....in a mirror or window reflection...whateveah.....so when he said "that mans Father is my Fathers's son....he was talking about himself.
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Old 08-28-2007, 10:46 PM
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Well you sure are..and I'm really sorry about my complete lapse of reality.

But with the rewording considered......the guy was pointing to himself....in a mirror or window reflection...whateveah.....so when he said "that mans Father is my Fathers's son....he was talking about himself.
I dunno morty

If he is pointing to himself - and then says that mans father (meaning his dad) is my fathers son. Than the father would be the father and the fathers son. Just wouldnt work.
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Old 08-28-2007, 10:52 PM
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I dunno morty

If he is pointing to himself - and then says that mans father (meaning his dad) is my fathers son. Than the father would be the father and the fathers son. Just wouldnt work.
ror!

Heah we go again!





Put it this way....if ME...I....point at ME in a mirror...and say THAT mans Father ( MY Father)..is MY Fathers son...then it's ME! They both have the same Father...of course...since I have no brothers...it's me!





Don't do this to me Uncly.
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Old 08-28-2007, 10:58 PM
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ror!

Heah we go again!





Put it this way....if ME...I....point at ME in a mirror...and say THAT mans Father ( MY Father)..is MY Fathers son...then it's ME! They both have the same Father...of course...since I have no brothers...it's me!





Don't do this to me Uncly.

I just want to know why your father would be your fathers son.
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Old 08-28-2007, 11:03 PM
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I just want to know why your father would be your fathers son.

OK.









snort!







OK...brothers and sisters I have none..nor a son.................so far so good?







ror!






So I point at Peegarden and shoot him.






=:>





No...so I point at me in a mirror and say ...that mans Father...


Stop.


I am saying that mans Father....now we already know I point at me..right? So I identify my Father.


So when I say ....is my Fathers son.


Stop.

Who is my Fathers son?


Me...I have no brothers.




I point at me and say that mans Father......is my Fathers son.



Is this good now?
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Old 08-28-2007, 11:09 PM
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You're going to bring back PissBoy.. Uncly....please hurry.
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Old 08-28-2007, 11:10 PM
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Where is Pud anyhooo?


Oh PissBoy!


PissBoy!









Come here sir with your PissBucket...I have to whizz.
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Old 08-28-2007, 11:13 PM
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Well phooey...what a fizzle of a going away party.


UnclyTrust and DebODeb are my only true friends...even though I just know Uncly is going to fucl< me on my riddle.



As well as Hi.
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