Things To Remember : Today Gulf

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Should never have extended the courtesy of extra time.


Last note to Andy....




...phooey....I give up already.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:




The ciphers resulted in a net win of $15 today.


Admirable.


But what am I doing back here?


Look into this and find out.


Report back as soon as possible.

[Mortimer]

Note to myslef:




Wasn't there .......


Check to see if I landed in the wrong thread again.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Yes.

Sure I landed in right thread.

Posts appear missing.

Request those referencing my association with the cultural maestros be returned.



Also consider gaining new screen name here.






What about VomitBag?


Oh that's stupid. Why would anyone want to come up with a screen name like that?

Has anyone named themselves in such a manner?






Oh my.





Perhaps notes should end here.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



One would think at least someone would have considered WasteMaterialDispenser as a less offensive alternative.












But noooooooOOOOOOOOOO.










Anyways...prime note here is to stick with same wonderful ,poetic screen name.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Think about assembling these notes into a flagged pocket calender of sorts.


Forgetting too many of them.

Hope I do this very soon before I forget this one.






Also have observed a poster here named TwoMinutesToToast.

Name suggests he needs handicapping consultation.

Be a good fellow and offer advise.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Heard evil laugh.

Hope it was just imagination.

Just received e-mail with subject...."You have just won...."


Not that stupid.

Will run through explosive device sniffing software later.



Have read some posts by BigThroatedWindBag....






...uh-oh.





I mean BlackThroatedWind.


Ponder putting on ignore.

[paisjpq]

note to myself...consider going to bed instead of checking in on Morty.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Get to bed. Morty is in good hands. (evil laugh again)

(evil laugh) is he under your floorboards?

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Hearing more voices.

Beginning to worry.

Not the voices....I am beginning to worry.

May have to see Voice Specialist.

Whatever they call them.

Also think about having Hossy put BTW on ignore.

Oh.....I have Hossy on ignore.

Maybe have Thebby do it.

Oh.....Ditto.



Check Zodiac Ciphers for A and GF for tomorrow.

Find out what GF stands for.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:




Ponder kicking azz of one of the voices.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Note to myself:




Ponder kicking azz of one of the voices.

note to myself:
find out which one of the asses he is going to kick...then hide behind the other one

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Seeing basketballs and still hearing voices.

Must stop both.

Feel wired.

Can't sleep.



Depressed over never being good enough.

Heard that voice clear over from other thread.




Hope Ohio State loses and ends basketball no doze problem.

Purchase ear muffs to end voice problem.

Send attack raccoons to certain mouse infested house to end depression problem.







Still not sure what GF means.

Must find out.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Keep this great note to themself...."note to myself:
find out which one of the asses he is going to kick...then hide behind the other one"

Excellent material. Save and use later....claim I am the originater.


Found out what GF mean


But forgot already.


Will go directly to A for Zodiac Ciphers.


Very rare....the ZC's have a 7 day at A...right after 4 day.


7 will win races 1,2,5,6,7 and 8.



At GF ciphers say......7 ( BrooklynSmart) in 7th. That's it.

Pass these fine selections along to TwoMinutesToToast.

[paisjpq]

note to myself: consider saying good morning to morty.

just consider it.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Raccoons back from Boston attack assignment.

Report mission was successful.

But now realize I rmisead screen name

But I am glad she was destroyed even if in error.

Have told raccoons they must go back out to Maryland and destroy voice causing my depression....the correct voice.

Not very happy about working weekends....but have promised surprise for them in next weeks fish bucket.


Really must spend more time on recognizing the various screen names here.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Voices back.

Very corny today.




Do not forget ear muffs.

[Grits]

Morty, you're growing on me.



Honestly, I'm stunned.



You think GRITS are just dumb barefoot hicks below the Mason Dixon



I'll prove you




wrong, in time.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

note to myself: consider saying good morning to morty.

just consider it.

note to myself...I was right to carefully consider this.


Good Morning Morty.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Saw part of '95 version of Scarlet Letter last night. Should have been called House of Frankenstein as in one scene Oldman looked like he did in Brahm Stokers Dracula and Duvall looked like Frankenstein....all the time.

Could not spot Wolfman.

Consider renting to spot Wolfman.


Thought Moore looked like hag.

Maybe she was Wolfman?


Add to todays shopping list new Hangman game pads.