Job Interview today

[jman5581]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

It's much easier for the ignore function to work if you wouldn't quote him

And while Yahtzee victories may actually be a good addition to my resume, I was more talking about singlehandedly creating a conversion process for quota and routing in the North region of Comcast's Greater Chicago Market that is still used to this day even after I'm gone -- one that was designed to increase technician productivity and reduce our actual pending days out for service work by backfilling technicias with points converted from installation to service work based upon the actual number of jobs booked out of the respective installation category's maximum allowable points.

It was a hit. Well, so too is Yahtzee, you jerk.

Brian,

Good luck.

Perhaps you could use your Operations expertise to suggest a model for reducing the amount of time members of this forum waste by scrolling through ignorant remarks. Perhaps by suggesting a more conservative use of the "Enter" key and "spacebar" by certain posters.... or incorporating a democratic "polling" feature to vote on the removal of mean-spirited, childlike forum members. Just in your free time...

Hey, FP is kickin' down here!! You're missing an awful lot of live 5.5 furlong dashes run by some of the finest of horse flesh.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by jman5581

Brian,

Good luck.

Perhaps you could use your Operations expertise to suggest a model for reducing the amount of time members of this forum waste by scrolling through ignorant remarks. Perhaps by suggesting a more conservative use of the "Enter" key and "spacebar" by certain posters.... or incorporating a democratic "polling" feature to vote on the removal of mean-spirited, childlike forum members. Just in your free time... Hey, FP is kickin' down here!! You're missing an awful lot of live 5.5 furlong dashes run by some of the finest of horse flesh.

I must insist TwoMinutesToToast be allowed to stay here.



This is not nazi Germany.

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by jman5581

Brian,

Good luck.

Perhaps you could use your Operations expertise to suggest a model for reducing the amount of time members of this forum waste by scrolling through ignorant remarks. Perhaps by suggesting a more conservative use of the "Enter" key and "spacebar" by certain posters.... or incorporating a democratic "polling" feature to vote on the removal of mean-spirited, childlike forum members. Just in your free time...

Hey, FP is kickin' down here!! You're missing an awful lot of live 5.5 furlong dashes run by some of the finest of horse flesh.

Well some would, I'm sure, contend that by ceasing to post I would create a good opportunity for efficient forum management time. I'm too busy focusing on process improvements that directly relate to moving up the ladder here.

Oh, good old FP -- can't wait to get down there sometime!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Bababooyee

Who is Ann? Otherwizzle, sizzles good as I alreadizzle have the carny speak dizzle.

Ann that doesn't know what she's talking about in the paddock.




You barked for lobster man once I believe.

Yes...I remember you.


It was a hoax and I want my money back.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

Well some would, I'm sure, contend that by ceasing to post I would create a good opportunity for efficient forum management time. I'm too busy focusing on process improvements that directly relate to moving up the ladder here.

Oh, good old FP -- can't wait to get down there sometime!

Tranlsation:



He get stiffed by a high school summer intern for the Pezz job.


Carny BooBooDah willl now offer him a position.

[Mortimer]

By the way...


....just wanted to mention it's great having me back.

[Mortimer]

Hi Bri.




Gods speed on that carny circuit.

You'll probably get stuck with tent duty to start....but that's how PJ Man began so stiff upper my friend.

[Mortimer]

To whom it may Thebby...I mean concern;



I seem to have "lost" my thread rating ability.

Restore it immediately.

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

Well some would, I'm sure, contend that by ceasing to post I would create a good opportunity for efficient forum management time. I'm too busy focusing on process improvements that directly relate to moving up the ladder here.

Oh, good old FP -- can't wait to get down there sometime!

If you get a chance this summer, take a ride west to Jackson Raceway. Get off I-94 at the first Jackson exit, go south and turn right at the old prison.

[Mortimer]

Thank you Ms. Concern.

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

Well, ya know some of us have to work and get real jobs. The going rate for professional internet troll just isn't what it used to be.

Not a troll, I was assured this is a true comic genius. I'm not so sure.
unless by comic genius they meant like this guy.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

Not a troll, I was assured this is a true comic genius. I'm not so sure.
unless by comic genius they meant like this guy.

A sure sign of ineptitude is one who copies someone elses work.

I mean I would not have chosen PP.....



....but mediocrity from the mediocre is predictable.




The elephants need more hay..SnarlJim.

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

A sure sign of ineptitude is one who copies someone elses work.

I mean I would not have chosen PP.....



....but mediocrity from the mediocre is predictable.




The elephants need more hay..SnarlJim.

I admire but would never copy of off Pat Paulson.

[Cajungator26]

Note to myself:

Tell the Mortician to get back to work.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Note to myself:

Tell the Mortician to get back to work.

And maybe you should leave the jokes to SnarlJim.







Oh never mind.

[Cajungator26]

SnarlJim... LOL

I want a real nickname. This Short Arm garbage isn't cutting it.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

SnarlJim... LOL

I want a real nickname. This Short Arm garbage isn't cutting it.

Well there's an obvious one I won't use.

Give me some time.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Well there's an obvious one I won't use.

Give me some time.

Oh go ahead. I'm used to the nose comments. LOL

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Well there's an obvious one I won't use.

Give me some time.

Or are you thinking about using Conjugator? Been used.

[pmayjr]

Hey man,
Even if you think you tanked the interview, don't sweat it compeletly. I'm happy to announce that I finally f'n landed a new job that starts at the end of this month, with a subsidiary of Dow Chemical called FilmTec. And as far as I know, we won't be manufacturing Napalm lol.

But! It was a long hiring/interview process. I had to take a standardized test, wiat a week, take a phone interview, wait two weeks, get a face-to-face interview, wait another week, and finally get an offer, and then wait 4 days to go in to meet with a guy for the formalized offer. And now that I accepted the formalized offer, I need to wait a month to start.

Oh ****... I keep getting off-point. Back to the phone interview part. It was with an out-sourced hiring group out of Ohio. They weren't a part of Dow at all. They guy who interviewed me, sounded so extremely disinterested in what I had to say. He didn't even wanna list all of my prior job experience and qualifications, because the way the "computer system" was set up for him. I remained calm, and didn't ge5t too pissy with him, because this guy could shut the door on me getting a face-to-face interview. Well, I thought it went so bad, because of his disinterest, that i wasn't even expecting a call-back.

It seemed like this out-sourced company had agents running phone interviews all day, and it was like I was just another person in line of about a million interviews that person had to do all day. I must've caught him on a bad day, or he just doesn't give a ****. But I thought I was screwed, but I thought at least I was polite. So maybe I made more of an impression that I thought, or maybe as long as I didn't sound "retarded" they gimme the face-to-face. I'm not sure which reason got me to the next step.

The long and the short of is, no matter how bad you think it went, you never really know... So I hope you think it went well, and good luck with the process all together. Have a good weekend
-Pete