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Old 07-17-2007, 12:57 PM
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MA'AM!!


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What the fucl< is that !?




It looks like the DL for 43 Man Squamish!























But let's go with Determined Stanley.




I mean Stand.
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Old 07-17-2007, 03:17 PM
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Well Morty........

you shall be sent to jail...... Charged with providing false information.





You could have run faster than the horse you selected....... and that was with both of your legs tied up!!!




MMSC, what would your selection have been?
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Old 07-17-2007, 03:34 PM
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Well Morty........

you shall be sent to jail...... Charged with providing false information.





You could have run faster than the horse you selected....... and that was with both of your legs tied up!!!




MMSC, what would your selection have been?


ror!!



That bad...huh?

Well I did not want it...I clearly stated that. My offer was for USA tracks only and the 'fraidy cat didn't want to pick...so I did.



I think it grossly unfair to ask who she would have picked after the race has been run.


I believe that's Snarlin'Jims domain.
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Old 07-17-2007, 03:38 PM
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Come over to England......... you can get a better grip of the sport over here.................


We have 'ladies days' where the women "dress up", but really it should be called "where the women undress"
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Old 07-17-2007, 03:50 PM
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Really?





My gosh..do you have photos?

How undressed do they dress?
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Really?





My gosh..do you have photos?

How undressed do they dress?
Just get to Aintree in next April for Ladies Day and you will see for yourself..... the racing gets forgotten on that day

Short white dresses (and it usually rains), the women in Liverpool haven't quite grabbed the concept of underwear
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Just get to Aintree in next April for Ladies Day and you will see for yourself..... the racing gets forgotten on that day

Short white dresses (and it usually rains), the women in Liverpool haven't quite grabbed the concept of underwear
WHAT!!?




















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Old 07-18-2007, 10:56 AM
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Skirl - 5th (Poorboys Playboy won, perhaps the ciphers were confused?)
Azure Illusions - 5th
Courageous Sandee - Won! $3.00 2.20 2.20
Tiger Tale - 2nd $5.60 2.80

We're going to have to do better than that.

The teller was very upset when I tried to place the bet and he got blue dye on his hands. Called me a crazy painter because my clothes were covered with it too.
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Old 07-18-2007, 11:01 AM
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Skirl - 5th (Poorboys Playboy won, perhaps the ciphers were confused?)
Azure Illusions - 5th
Courageous Sandee - Won! $3.00 2.20 2.20
Tiger Tale - 2nd $5.60 2.80

We're going to have to do better than that.

The teller was very upset when I tried to place the bet and he got blue dye on his hands. Called me a crazy painter because my clothes were covered with it too.

ror!!


You're not painting a very good picture here!







But what I did was to bury the ZC in 3 other "red herrings".



I mean you have to do some work!







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Old 07-18-2007, 01:43 PM
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You're not painting a very good picture here!







But what I did was to bury the ZC in 3 other "red herrings".



I mean you have to do some work!







Got it. It was my fault.

Next time we will synchronize.

*note to self, find another bank to make withdrawl from. Last one will not be happy to see me again.*
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Got it. It was my fault.

Next time we will synchronize.

*note to self, find another bank to make withdrawl from. Last one will not be happy to see me again.*

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Here's a bonus:





Box 3/4 in Del Mars first.
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:03 PM
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Here's a bonus:





Box 3/4 in Del Mars first.
The ciphers have done it again!! Boxing 3/4's of the field will no doubt get me a winner.

Oh wait, that's the 3 and 4 only....right, I'm on it.
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:07 PM
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Here's a bonus:





Box 3/4 in Del Mars first.

Perfect! 3+4=7, so the bet really was 7/4 instead of 3/4. I'm getting the hang of this! Didn't pay much, but this game is for the needy, not the greedy.
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Old 07-18-2007, 05:12 PM
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Perfect! 3+4=7, so the bet really was 7/4 instead of 3/4. I'm getting the hang of this! Didn't pay much, but this game is for the needy, not the greedy.

Well there ya go!



Add the first 2 together.....and then use that resultant sum with the second number...eliminating the first one!









Say....are you ZC trained?
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Old 07-18-2007, 05:17 PM
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Say....are you ZC trained?

5 lb apprentice in my ZC training.


Thus, the Les Bois debacle. Not quite a jouneyman yet.
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Old 07-18-2007, 07:26 PM
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5 lb apprentice in my ZC training.


Thus, the Les Bois debacle. Not quite a jouneyman yet.
I knew it!






You should play poker with CapperZeke.

He's a great fellow.
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