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Old 10-05-2007, 04:57 PM
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And another thing Morty, we have had a lot of cases coming up for trial lately so I haven't been on the board that much so I hadn't seen you use the term.
Oh God.




I was kididng about that.

Hey...ya got any dirt on GenuineCrazyLady in those trial files?
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Old 10-05-2007, 04:58 PM
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She's my friend morty... Don't go there.
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Old 10-05-2007, 05:00 PM
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You have a nasty answer for eveything..don't you?
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She's my friend morty... Don't go there.
So you're saying you do?
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Old 10-05-2007, 05:02 PM
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You have a dirty mind! Good bye morty. I am leaving work now!
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Old 10-05-2007, 05:03 PM
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CoWorkers are VERY happy!!!
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Old 10-05-2007, 05:54 PM
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Well...let the assembledge decide who has the dirty mind:




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PM Sender: MommyDearest

PM Addrressee: MortyPoo




Morty Honey...I never did it with a wolf before.Your animal allure has my flame up real high baby.My tubby......UPS!!......I mean hubby is away tonight.......make me feel like the wild savage animal that you are.




God I want you!,
Booby...I mean Buffy


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Now I hate to do that sporty fans...but she had it coming.
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Old 10-05-2007, 07:38 PM
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Paste up the one you showed me she sent you,Hossy.....g'wan.
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Old 10-05-2007, 09:25 PM
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Oh this is SUCH a coincidence!!!!
























10......Thinks Mortimer is BTW...in a quandry.Because no one has ever seen both of them at the same time in a quandry.

9.......Mortimer stiffed her on a bet....writing threatening pm's to him threatening to publicize Mortimers NotesToBrownSugar.

8.......In Emulsification Chamber after viewing Hossy Vacay Photos.

7.......Hossy was in there ,too!......highly excited by PhotosOfHimself.

6.......I'll be darned!!!......Thebby is there!!!!!!!!

5........Anyhooo....BrownSugar is on Vacay at Dan Akroyds House of Moose in Arcadia.She just LOVES the pretty one.

4........Reading steamy pm's sent by FredBones....wants Mo.

3........Injured by a pogo stick....she thought she was to go under the LIMBO stick.

2........Undergoing lipstick application lessons.When told where BrownSugar was applying said lipstick instructor remarked...GOD YOUR STUPID!!










And the number one Ah Wonder Where BrownSugar Could Be answer:







1.......Put on PeterPan shelf in error....quickly picked off shelf by Cajunatah.
I like Skippy. Get it straight, Morty.
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Old 10-05-2007, 09:29 PM
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As for GenuineRisk, she's the nicest girl you'll ever meet and really knows her stuff about thoroughbreds.
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Old 10-05-2007, 09:58 PM
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As for GenuineRisk, she's the nicest girl you'll ever meet and really knows her stuff about thoroughbreds.
Hey....sorry.





As for what'shername......I don't really care for nice girls.



You can't even bunt your way to first base with them.
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:07 PM
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Geez morty! I leave work and you start telling lies? GEEZ!

How many times do I have to tell you I don't want to play with your.....


















OH NEVERMIND!
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:31 PM
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I told you all she drinks whiskey and dances when her hubby is gone.
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Old 10-07-2007, 11:17 AM
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As for GenuineRisk, she's the nicest girl you'll ever meet and really knows her stuff about thoroughbreds.
Seriously..I mean Cajunatah...is she the GR from drf?
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Old 10-07-2007, 11:19 AM
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Ummm, no I always swallow.

I'm Brown Sugar Buffy, although i haven't a clue why.

Perhaps I shall call Morty the title of a Stones song as well.

Bitch? Nah, already taken.

Sweet Virginia? Rocks Off? Those are taken too.

Hmmm.....

Must ponder.


Hello BrownSugarBuffy.
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Old 10-07-2007, 02:18 PM
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Seriously..I mean Cajunatah...is she the GR from drf?
Are you talking about the DRF message board? Ah don't know as I never posted over there. I know she doesn't write for the DRF if that's what you're asking.
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Old 10-07-2007, 02:26 PM
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Are you talking about the DRF message board? Ah don't know as I never posted over there. I know she doesn't write for the DRF if that's what you're asking.
Oh.




I thought you were Ross over there..sorry.
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Old 10-07-2007, 02:43 PM
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Oh.




I thought you were Ross over there..sorry.
Who?

So, I'm excited... I've got a day off tomorrow, Mort. Ah wonder what I should do. Gotta love bank holidays.
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Old 10-07-2007, 02:47 PM
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Who?

So, I'm excited... I've got a day off tomorrow, Mort. Ah wonder what I should do. Gotta love bank holidays.

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Well ya know....I just might be able to come up with ten things you could do tomorrow.


Unless one of the other 2 Stooges does it first.
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Old 10-07-2007, 02:50 PM
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Well ya know....I just might be able to come up with ten things you could do tomorrow.


Unless one of the other 2 Stooges does it first.
Oh boy. I nominate you... Pillow was brutal in his post about KRIM.
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