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Old 02-01-2008, 03:24 PM
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Is an avid speedwalker at the local mall.

^^^ Has an autographed photo of the Man With No Eyes on Suffy-poo's night stand.
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:26 PM
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^^^Has a wife on World of Warcraft
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:30 PM
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^^^ Mistakenly stuck a fork in Dick Cheney's a.s.s when checking his duck.
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:33 PM
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^^^Jealous of the Frank's Energy Drink Girls.
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:39 PM
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^^^ Wants people to join him and his gang...and be a Peper.
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:44 PM
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^^^Still traumatized over Wham! breaking up.
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:45 PM
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^^^ Can sing Killing Me Softly like a birdie.
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:50 PM
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^^^Thinks pink and biker shorts make a perfect combination
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:56 PM
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^^^ Labeled as a "party animal" by a group of Jesuit priests.
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:59 PM
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^^^Has asked Santa every year for a pan flute.
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Old 02-01-2008, 04:10 PM
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^^^ Has begun dressing as elf trying to win Dannie's favor.
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:51 AM
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What has he said about America?
I couldn't find what I heard he has said. There was something about the constitution and how we don't need the 2nd amendment. We need door to door gun confiscation. Anarchy is around the corner...

He supposedly said these things in England. I guess for some that doesn't qualify as bashing America.

Sly is throwing his support behind RINO
Senator John McCain.
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Old 02-02-2008, 08:04 AM
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"until America, door to door, takes every handgun, this is what you're gonna have... It really is pathetic... We're livin' in the Dark Ages over there."
Sylvester Stallone, March 28, 1998



"I know we use guns in films," but insisted the time has come "to be a little more accountable and realize that this is an escalating problem that’s eventually going to lead to, I think, urban warfare."
Sylvester Stallone on Access Hollywood, June 8, 1998


"It [2nd Amendment] has to be stopped, and someone really has to go on the line, a certain dauntless political figure, and say, ‘It’s ending, it’s over, all bets are off. It’s not 200 years ago, we don’t need this anymore, and the rest of the world doesn’t have it. Why should we?"
Sylvester Stallone on Access Hollywood, June 8, 1998





The Sheriff's Department indicates that Mr. Stallone applied for a CCW permit on September 29, 2004. He was issued a permit on November 30, 2004."

he listed at least five handguns that he planned to carry when he filled out his application for that permit.
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Old 02-02-2008, 09:35 AM
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^^^ Secretly is a famous Hollywood hypocrite.
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Old 02-02-2008, 09:44 AM
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^^^ Wonder if the name John Holmes may ring a bell for this swarthy predator?
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Old 02-02-2008, 09:50 AM
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^^^Claimed to see Sylvester's face in a melting candle.
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Old 02-02-2008, 10:04 AM
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^^^Has an autographed Dennis Kucinich tin foil hat
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Old 02-02-2008, 10:30 AM
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^^^ IS Ron Paul.
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Old 02-02-2008, 10:35 AM
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^^^Ted Kennedy before NutriSystem
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^^^ Sports .38 caliber dupa wound from last Thebby raid.
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