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Old 06-14-2008, 06:44 PM
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This is for the HO's....UPS!!.. I mean ladies of the board----YOU CUMQUAT!
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Pardon moi, Mr. Dickwad
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Old 06-14-2008, 07:53 PM
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You have message board insulted me.


Disgraceful






This is an outrage.






























Here:


















































SPLAT!!




That's a nice mustard pie for ya.
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Old 06-14-2008, 10:32 PM
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No wiener to go with it...oh, wait ...never mind. I did not say that.

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Old 06-14-2008, 10:34 PM
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No wiener to go with it...oh, wait ...never mind. I did not say that.

Spuder


rule-eng un ze flour!!


leff-eng may ess oaf!!!






Ten mustard pies for YOU!!!




OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 06-14-2008, 10:36 PM
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I wish to thank you Morty for thinking of the ladies on this board. A true gentleman.
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Old 06-14-2008, 11:02 PM
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I wish to thank you Morty for thinking of the ladies on this board. A true gentleman.

Thank you ,Cutie.



You owe me one.

Know what I mean?










































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Old 06-15-2008, 12:14 AM
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Uncly Trust is not going to be happy if she clicks on that link...

Tell me about it!!!!!
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Old 06-15-2008, 11:18 AM
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Tell me about it!!!!!

Well...mine's about 9 inches or so--maybe 10;haven't measured -- and it's thimply MAAAAAAHV-LUS!!!!!!

YES!






It has a very sexy appearance,graded ADOUBLEPLUS#1 STEEL..and , or so I'm told, is scrumptious!!


It's an all day sucker.






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Old 06-15-2008, 11:33 AM
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Ladies .

I hope my ....link....has been instrumental in improving your fellatio-poo skills.







You all certainly need it.






Improvement...I mean.
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Old 06-15-2008, 06:22 PM
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Thank you ,Cutie.



You owe me one.

Know what I mean?
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Old 06-15-2008, 07:16 PM
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Well I guess a hand job is also out of the question.



Phooey.
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Old 06-15-2008, 07:19 PM
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Well I guess a hand job is also out of the question.



Phooey.

Not at all. Feel free to use your hand.
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Old 06-15-2008, 07:31 PM
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Snot.
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Old 06-15-2008, 07:46 PM
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What about a quick one over the desk?








( Maybe not my brightest comeback---------



------but ya nevah know!!! )
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Old 06-16-2008, 08:37 AM
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Well----is there a way I could possibly just (and....gently,mind you )provide you with large charges by kissing and suckling on your nipples?







Just a little?
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Old 06-16-2008, 09:07 AM
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No.





Ah don't.


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Old 06-16-2008, 09:11 AM
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RU ( BURP) LE-ENG UN ZE FLOUR !!!





LEFF-ENG MAY ESS OAF!!!
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Old 06-16-2008, 09:19 AM
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BrownSugar?

What about you,Dahling?



What would it take to get a free thong petting?

With you still in them....of course.








Know what ahm sayin'?
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