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Old 08-09-2006, 11:52 AM
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Please, we all know kev's Saturday is going to consist of 2,781 visits to 89.com.
I heart you.
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Old 08-09-2006, 11:53 AM
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Hire Blue Iris to strip for him.
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Old 08-09-2006, 11:54 AM
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The older the berry the sweeter the juice!
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Old 08-09-2006, 11:54 AM
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Ok, im done here... Im going to lay out before it starts raining again. Later bitches!
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Old 08-09-2006, 11:57 AM
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I don't think there's a better expression out there than "I heart you." I really don't.
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Old 08-09-2006, 12:17 PM
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Please, we all know kev's Saturday is going to consist of 2,781 visits to 89.com.
I totally forgot to go to this site...all up on it tonight
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Old 08-09-2006, 12:18 PM
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I once lived next to a male stripper on campus named "Mr. Big"... found out it was only a stage name.
Didn't you know all male strippers rock viagra and are packing socks?
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Old 08-09-2006, 12:25 PM
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And Scavs knows that because....
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Old 08-09-2006, 01:00 PM
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And Scavs knows that because....
I tried to be one in my skinner days but I refused to be a doper or a cheat...we all know I can dance.....
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Old 08-09-2006, 01:18 PM
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Kev i know the felling of staying at home hurt. Spain my wrist so bad this weekend i thought i broke it off at the wrist. Just like my Idol Brett Favre I'm throwing Vic's and Millet Lites at it every night until i pass out. What you need is the drink we're calling the 3 Wisemen up here in Michigan. Jack Danials,Jim Beam and Jose Curevo mixed together. It'll help with the pain. Stay in the bed because my dad got on his feet to soon and he had to back for a follow up on it.
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Old 08-09-2006, 01:58 PM
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STAY HOME. NO MESS WITH BACK. LOTS OF OTHER DAYS TO GO TO TRACK.

Done yelling now. I yell because I care.
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Old 08-09-2006, 01:59 PM
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He's driving me nuts...

Kev, I don't understand why you can't follow Dr's orders for ONE month. Geesh...
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:52 PM
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yes ma'ams....
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:53 PM
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yes ma'ams....
yeah follow my freaking orders already...biatch
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:53 PM
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and if some dude dressed as a cop shows up at my door and puts his schlong in front of me...imma cut the b*tch off.
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:54 PM
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yeah follow my freaking orders already...biatch
only cause Erin said so.
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:54 PM
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yeah follow my freaking orders already...biatch
LMFAO... perhaps you should drive down there and entertain him. I think he's just bored out of his skull.
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:55 PM
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LMFAO... perhaps you should drive down there and entertain him. I think he's just bored out of his skull.

You d*mn right...I am very bored. I'm ready to have a job again and feel like a normal member of society..this crap is for the birds.
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:56 PM
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You d*mn right...I am very bored. I'm ready to have a job again and feel like a normal member of society..this crap is for the birds.
Yes, but it will be over soon. If you don't take care of yourself now... well, you know what the outcome will be.
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:58 PM
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Yes, but it will be over soon. If you don't take care of yourself now... well, you know what the outcome will be.

I know....
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