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Old 10-28-2010, 12:45 PM
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I was going to hire Morty for entertainment at my bash, but he has died. Anyone else have experience as a stripper?
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Old 10-28-2010, 12:47 PM
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I'd go one of two ways.

1. Pick any four random Jews here (I would be excluded from that list, since I probably would not be allowed to pick myself) and have a Passover dinner. I'd have Serling recite the four questions.

2. Or try to find four non Jews here.

IC if I could suggest a large screen showing this on a continuous loop might be a nice touch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qUZXtTzT6M
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Old 10-28-2010, 01:01 PM
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SCUDS, the Fat Man, Riot & Booth Operator


some highly potent medical marijuana & a keg. I'll buy some pizza (one with anchovies for Riot)

Riot sits between Scuds and TFM

I'll sit next to Booth & Scuds

I want SCUDS & RIOT to have a 2 hr conversation about Muslims while I get drunk and high with Booth and TFM.
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Old 10-28-2010, 01:01 PM
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I was going to hire Morty for entertainment at my bash, but he has died. Anyone else have experience as a stripper?
Couldn't you just put his ashes in a Lava Lamp and watch?
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Old 10-28-2010, 01:03 PM
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Couldn't you just put his ashes in a Lava Lamp and watch?
I guess I should invite Uncly and her marijuana too.
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Old 10-28-2010, 01:04 PM
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I guess I should invite Uncly and her marijuana too.
yeah but I break two rules.

First, we've met.

2nd, I'm someone you plan on sleeping with in the future!

I'll send some bud though!
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Old 10-28-2010, 01:09 PM
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yeah but I break two rules.

First, we've met.

2nd, I'm someone you plan on sleeping with in the future!

I'll send some bud though!
How about a nice Sauvignon Blanc?
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Old 10-28-2010, 01:17 PM
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Wow, I never realized how great she is!
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Old 10-28-2010, 01:18 PM
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yeah but I break two rules.

First, we've met.

2nd, I'm someone you plan on sleeping with in the future!

I'll send some bud though!
godamity...see what you miss when you die!
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Old 10-28-2010, 01:19 PM
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Is that codename for some kinda drug and, if so, sure.
Something like that...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow...28sexuality%29
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Old 10-28-2010, 01:44 PM
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that is awesome!!
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:06 PM
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SCUDS, the Fat Man, Riot & Booth Operator


some highly potent medical marijuana & a keg. I'll buy some pizza (one with anchovies for Riot)

Riot sits between Scuds and TFM

I'll sit next to Booth & Scuds

I want SCUDS & RIOT to have a 2 hr conversation about Muslims while I get drunk and high with Booth and TFM.
Oh look an actual answer!
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:08 PM
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Well now lookee at that!

That is certainly a potentially good, well... there's potential there in terms of thread material and I applaud you, Sir!
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:27 PM
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yeah but I break two rules.

First, we've met.

2nd, I'm someone you plan on sleeping with in the future!

I'll send some bud though!
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Well now lookee at that!

That is certainly a potentially good, well... there's potential there in terms of thread material and I applaud you, Sir!
Based on these responses, I would invite Sighty, Uncley and Gooey........
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:36 PM
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Based on these responses, I would invite Sighty, Uncley and Gooey........
I can't invite you cause I want to **** you.
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:37 PM
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Okay well I think this is my list...

Dunbar. I think he's a fantastic capper, seems like a nice guy, I don't know him at all but the type I'd love to pour over pp's with. Nothing sexual, smart guy, perfect guest.

Coach. He IS a party. Great capper, I have so much respect for him it's not even funy even if no one knows it. (Oh wait a sec... guess they do now ). Makes me laugh till I'm sick and my eye makeup is ruined... funny, interesting, provocative (in the true sense of the word in that he provokes thought), unpredictible... definitely Coach.

Stone Gossard and Vic.

C'mon who wouldn't love to see that dynamic duo fight it out in person?

Entertainment? We don't need no stinking entertainment with those two!

Dinner - undecided but even though I rarely drink? Lots and lots of booze (and anything else...).
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I can't invite you cause I want to **** you.
Oh I wish Morty was still alive to see this.
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Old 10-28-2010, 03:18 PM
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Oh I wish Morty was still alive to see this.
Soon enough.

Shirley he won't stay dead for too long.
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Old 10-28-2010, 04:40 PM
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Pants...you disgust me.
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Old 10-28-2010, 05:19 PM
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Pants...you disgust me.
(clyde is imagining a rainbow party in his pants)



Hey clydeepoo... I'll wear the orange lipstick.
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