in the night,when it's dark

[clyde]

Only THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE AT NT can bring this kind of viewer ratings.



More money Steve.

[clyde]

All righty then....perhaps the malcontents will stop flaunting their malcontention.



It is now in the night,when it's dark.

I have made it so all FOFs places of residence are now haunted by demonic spirits.They will begin in a subtle way.They will put something down, lke keys, and the next second---they be gone.They will hear noises at night....just little ones but it will make them wonder.


And then the progression of evil haunting will slowly rev up.I'm not saying how fast or to what degree, they will find out.


Some of them live alone...in their place of residence.....in the night.

When it's dark.

Some are married...yet still live alone.




No (frenzy) names .

[clyde]

Under your bed..in the closet....attic...basement....in all the rooms except where you sleep, when you sleep.


Any and all of these..





One night,after a series of strange events you can't explain away and you start to feel squiggly inside...and frightened...you will go to the bathroom to whizz,before you go to sleep.

Sometimes you mess this sequence up, but not tonight.

Anyways---the door is open as you approach the bathroom.Nothing has happened for about 24 hours and that only heightens your anticipation...you are now within touching the doorknob distance-----you feel something forboding in the dark blackness coming from the bathroom.




All of a sudden....the fully opened door violently slams shut right in your face!





You're frozen with fear and can't move nor scream;your vocal chords under temporary paralysis.Instantly the lights inside the bathroom are going on and off faster than a human could do so with the switch.You want to get away,but you're still frozen in fear.


Then the lights become as strobe lights seeping through the bottom of he door.Almost like a lightning storm is going on inside.All of a sudden--it all stops.Seconds go by..the slow turn of the handle makes a slow turn sound.You see it turnng and now your frozen state ends like an icycle falling off the gutters and smashing to the ground and you run like you have never run before.


But where do you run to?

Your bedroom ,of course.

You lock the door.


You try to call for help, but instead of a dial tone ...you get a voice asking you if you would lke anything brought to you from your bathroom.



Now what are you going to do?

This night comes soon.......think of something to do.

[clyde]

boo!!

[clyde]

Those odd things are already starting to happen...right?


Maybe later ,in the night...when it's dark---the actvity will step up a little.Like a glass will tip over in the sink,your bank of tv's will change channels on their own.


Not a lot.

Just a little.

Maybe you will think you saw a shadow person out of the corner of your eye,but then think .."Oh well...seing things again."




Some of you may not get home unil it is dark,in the night.

Maybe there will be a light shining through your bedroom window and yet you are sure it was not on when you left.



This will really scare you.


Then,as you gaze at the lit window....the light will go off.


Will you go in that house??

[clyde]

Kepp your rug rats out of this.

[clyde]

If OurMissStormSewer married ae dingbat....she would become YourMissDingBat.



I like it.

[Antitrust32]

clydee-poo


you need some new material dude!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

clydee-poo


you need some new material dude!

!!

I need some new material?

You're kidding me...right?


=;>

[clyde]

I am supposed to get new material.



OurMissSanitarySewer?

FoulGroundsSchizo?

Mossy?

What about TheTrainedVagina?



or





FaceLiftSeek?







or









CrudeGirlElvira?







There's just not much to work with here,Uncly.

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by clyde

Under your bed..in the closet....attic...basement....in all the rooms except where you sleep, when you sleep.


Any and all of these..





One night,after a series of strange events you can't explain away and you start to feel squiggly inside...and frightened...you will go to the bathroom to whizz,before you go to sleep.

Sometimes you mess this sequence up, but not tonight.

Anyways---the door is open as you approach the bathroom.Nothing has happened for about 24 hours and that only heightens your anticipation...you are now within touching the doorknob distance-----you feel something forboding in the dark blackness coming from the bathroom.




All of a sudden....the fully opened door violently slams shut right in your face!





You're frozen with fear and can't move nor scream;your vocal chords under temporary paralysis.Instantly the lights inside the bathroom are going on and off faster than a human could do so with the switch.You want to get away,but you're still frozen in fear.


Then the lights become as strobe lights seeping through the bottom of he door.Almost like a lightning storm is going on inside.All of a sudden--it all stops.Seconds go by..the slow turn of the handle makes a slow turn sound.You see it turnng and now your frozen state ends like an icycle falling off the gutters and smashing to the ground and you run like you have never run before.


But where do you run to?

Your bedroom ,of course.

You lock the door.


You try to call for help, but instead of a dial tone ...you get a voice asking you if you would lke anything brought to you from your bathroom.



Now what are you going to do?

This night comes soon.......think of something to do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA4iP...eature=related

[clyde]

Uncly...I need new material??

[clyde]

You really need glasses,Uncly.

[clyde]

Naming FOF body parts ( O=:> )


FoulgroundFrenzy's Twat......The Big Easy

PlugNichole's Face................BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor

OurMissStormSewer's Brains....Spaghetti O's

The Trained Pussies Pud.........Gloria

Rudyless' FatBelly..................The Cow Palace

Flossy's Logic Brain Portion......Runnin' On Empty

And our brand new FOF,FetchBoyPants.....let's name his big mouth:

"I'll paint any car, any color."





Well....that was fun.

And I don't really want to hear it;if anyone doesn't like it---have Stevie dart me.

He won't, though.



Stevie's askeered a me.

[Antitrust32]

be nice Morty!


thats kind of what I meant by new material..

[fpsoxfan]

Lindsay-Lohan-16.jpg

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

be nice Morty!


thats kind of what I meant by new material..

...um.......Uncly......where were you when it was the other way around? Like 7 aganst 1.....






Just thayin'.