I'm holding a press conference here right now

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

Waging?

He's never waged in his life.

I worked as a teller for a few months when I was 18.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

I worked as a teller for a few months when I was 18.

Yeah, but wasn't that more odds manipulation than wagering?

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Yeah, but wasn't that more odds manipulation than wagering?

Anything to get an edge...but no, I took the job because I needed money.

[geeker2]

Why do the Chinese and Mexicans want to drive in the fast lane at 30 MPH ?

[Bigsmc]

Have you had the breakfast sandwhiches at Subway? Are any of them worth a try?

[Indian Charlie]

I seem to recall a stint as a used car salesman as well for you.

[3kings]

F.......marry........kill?
RHT1985, Indian Charlie, Randy Moss

[DaTruth]

Would handicappers be more likely to think Larry Jones is juicing his horses if he wore a fedora instead of a cowboy hat?

[Danzig]

why did the chicken cross the road?

paper or plastic? boxers or briefs?

[jms62]

What derby horse(s) are most likely to show a dimension not seen before and get up to destroy my superfecta ticket causing me to go on one of my patented rants?

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by jms62

What derby horse(s) are most likely to show a dimension not seen before and get up to destroy my superfecta ticket causing me to go on one of my patented rants?

Perhaps you should go to the Oracle himself, RockTardHen.

You just have to know how to properly phrase the question.

"Oracle Rock Tard, can you tell me who to completely dismiss from the exotics in the upcoming Kentucky Derby?"

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

I've recieved a contract extension and will be posting here through the 2012 season.

Dear God (and no, I don't mean you, Dougie):

Thank you!

xoxoxox

Sighty

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Have you had the breakfast sandwhiches at Subway? Are any of them worth a try?

They were OK but not a good value.

However, for the rest of April ... it's buy one six-inch get one free until 9AM.

Here's how a pro handles this deal...

You ask for two six-inch steak subs on either Italian Herbs and Cheese or Flatbred depending on mood ... you get provalone cheese, green peppers, jalipenos, and chipolte all put on the sub BEFORE the sandwhich artist toasts it.

Further, ask the sandwhich artist to cut up 3 jalipenos. If she's real bitchy, she might give you a dirty look...but she will do it. I only prefer 3 cut-up jalipenos on my sub.

Ok, after the sub gets finished toasting. Always get lettuce, olives, and parm cheese.

And there you have it ... that's how a pro handles Subway. Please don't go after 9AM when the special runs out ... you'll get ripped off with overpriced grub.

[Indian Charlie]

You are getting ripped off before 9 AM as well.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by 3kings

F.......marry........kill?
RHT1985, Indian Charlie, Randy Moss

This is a game gay men and women play...

Sorry you had to find out like this.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Why do the Chinese and Mexicans want to drive in the fast lane at 30 MPH ?

We don't have many in Erie.

The only place you find Asians around here other than at their resteraunts is at the Baccarat or Paigow tables.

I never see Mexicans anywhere.

[3kings]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

This is a game gay men and women play...

Sorry you had to find out like this.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by DaTruth

Would handicappers be more likely to think Larry Jones is juicing his horses if he wore a fedora instead of a cowboy hat?

The fact that he wears a cowboy hat might make your avg pretty horsey person think he's a REAL horsemen ... but his hat selection won't impact what handicappers think of him.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by jms62

What derby horse(s) are most likely to show a dimension not seen before and get up to destroy my superfecta ticket causing me to go on one of my patented rants?

Probably Dominguez on Hansen. Maybe he gets him to settle from about 8 off of it...and somehow it works and he runs better than ever.

[Bigsmc]

Over/under on P Val's next "retirement"?