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Old 04-06-2010, 10:35 AM
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...very fine work...




But will do the next few biggies and the KD...of course.

In the next few come and go's...I must turn things back to where they were months ago and try and regroup.I know The Ordeal is of great interest to many of you who do enjoy singular human disasters.



I think you are termed sadists.




Had another sign to decipher.On the 2nd last day it was somehow fated I would wind up at the back end of a place having an addition under construction.The very same place where someone I knew briefly( but "briefly" belies the depth) had moved on.

It was only about one week earlier I had a wild chance meeting with an inanimate object I once knew and thought I would not see again.



I think I do know what they were trying to say.

Same inanimate object,but with a different animate object.....and the second coincidence meant---it's OK.







And so, I still agree with Kinderman......God does not work in strange ways;he is strange.




Sighty-poo,you are to be commended.

You have great courage and stickiness.

Thank you so much.






Now I must take my nuances out into a cruel world and begin the journey making my name recognizable to all Earthlings in ..oh,say about one year.


This is gonna be good.
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Old 04-06-2010, 10:43 AM
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I blame the stickyness on the sugar free maple syrup I spilled on me this morning.
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Old 04-06-2010, 10:48 AM
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Interesting.




( oh my God)





The librarian is looking at me with pursed lips and squinty eyes.....I know the message she tries to send.


Enjoy the syrup throughout they day and best fishes..I mean wishes, to you.
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Old 04-06-2010, 10:50 AM
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She's just looking at your arm muscles!

Best fishes to you too!
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Old 04-06-2010, 11:44 AM
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Welcome home




and congratulations on your library privileges
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Old 04-06-2010, 02:39 PM
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She's just looking at your arm muscles!

Best fishes to you too!

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Uh,you were rght.



She showed me her DoMe Decimal System.

I showed her my ice box.













At a different library now.

Have found them to be great hunting ground....the prey at these places are incredibly stupid.




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Old 04-06-2010, 02:41 PM
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Welcome home




and congratulations on your library privileges

Thank you so very much.



It never looked so bad, but oh well.

I am now a dual member;2 systems.Just in case one finds me out.Have lots not to do so bye for now....my very good friend.
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Old 04-07-2010, 08:23 PM
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Hello SportyFans.


Do you 'ememer Buddy Miles?




Neither do I.




I now will be the first public handicapper to to select the kd winner.

That would be Endorsement....am thoroughly convinced on him; regardless of how other supposed public handicappers think he stinks.

I think that's his name, anyway.



He relates to the field in the same way I felt Bernadini did to the particular field he ran against...and yes, I know Barbaro may have won.We'll never know.





Am certainly at a crossroads.

Have found the vast majority of people I have pointedly asked---confess to being agnostic.


But I think God assigned angels as project managers and superintendents when He made all this stuff. I am sure He assigned His best to Project Earthy-poo.

Can't you imagine the daily phone calls to Him giving progress reports?


Hi,this is God. Ah--so what did you make there today?

The atmosphere and water and land.Good.You used what formula?

Oh boy.

That one will cause hurricanes,tornados,earthquakes,and volcanos.You guys really messed up today.Uhm---what else did you accomplish? Oh...you have finished the land reguirements for what will be a major city? Which is?

New Orleans.

Yes. Now that sounds good. Why are you soundling like it's bad?


You put it below sea level.


Nincompoops,I have nincompoops for project managers and superintendents.


Fucl< me.


Geez.....what are you making tomorrow?

Man.




Oh boy.



Listen...man is supposed to be my crowning glory on this planet. Don't go muking it up with him. Do it right this time. I'll be the laughing stock if you don't. I am supposed to be omnipotent and all knowing. I am not supposed to make mistakes.

Gotta go..make me happy tomorrow.





Whoa....I need a drink.

What a mess.

Jesus.



Hmmm.....I think I just had a Jamais vu.

Odd. Oh well.










I'm sick...too.


blech



Gotta go.....nighty- poo- kins.
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Old 04-07-2010, 08:43 PM
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Is there a short version of this thread?

You know, for the people who have missed the last 57,000 pages BUT *** who want to know what's going on and say hi to Clyde and everything?

Thanks!



*** God I feel like TFM for doing that.
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Old 04-07-2010, 08:59 PM
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There appears to be a failure to communicate.

What is a cozy dooryard anywho?
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Old 04-07-2010, 09:06 PM
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There appears to be a failure to communicate.

What is a cozy dooryard anywho?
You ever read Leaves of Grass?
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Old 04-07-2010, 09:15 PM
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You guys are so superior to me, I do not have a clue. No I have not seen or read it.
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Old 04-07-2010, 09:29 PM
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You guys are so superior to me, I do not have a clue. No I have not seen or read it.
No one is superior to my birthday brothah!

Didn't Morty once plagiarize this?

In the door-yard fronting an old farm-house, near the white-wash’d palings,
Stands the lilac bush, tall-growing, with heart-shaped leaves of rich green,
With many a pointed blossom, rising, delicate, with the perfume strong I love,
With every leaf a miracle......and from this bush in the door-yard, 15
With delicate-color’d blossoms, and heart-shaped leaves of rich green,
A sprig, with its flower, I break.


Either that or I've lost my mind.
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Old 04-08-2010, 10:01 AM
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Holy Mother of God.





I'm trying to survive and this is what I get.

I am in a major crisis and NT'ers kibitz about..yuking it up in my personal i-net diary.

Gosh,with one change diary becomes dairy.




I hate mookys.
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Old 04-08-2010, 10:02 AM
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Either that or I've lost my mind.






( ..friends......---know what ahm thayin'? )
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Either that or I've lost my mind.


( ..friends......---know what ahm thayin'? )

That's why I never go to the Library..
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Old 04-08-2010, 01:21 PM
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Holy Mother of God.





I'm trying to survive and this is what I get.

I am in a major crisis and NT'ers kibitz about..yuking it up in my personal i-net diary.

Gosh,with one change diary becomes dairy.




I hate mookys.

............ !!!















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Old 04-08-2010, 01:25 PM
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Is there a short version of this thread?

You know, for the people who have missed the last 57,000 pages BUT *** who want to know what's going on and say hi to Clyde and everything?

Thanks!



*** God I feel like TFM for doing that.
In all things Clyde there is never a short version....
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Old 04-08-2010, 01:30 PM
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on our way Franny....
Attachment 1461




Sorry this is a few pages back, but I'm just catching up the ClydeyJoyce novella...


But....



ROR!!!



Snort!!!!



Good one Geek!!!
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Old 04-08-2010, 01:31 PM
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Hey Sighty


Have you happened to see a man in a blue suit?????




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