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Old 10-25-2007, 02:18 PM
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" Oh. She's a latecomer. I hate those .Do horse flies need shoes..why would they?""
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Just getting through the first few pages, but so far this is my favorite.
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:28 PM
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" Horses are not allowed in crow bars as their long faces caws too much trouble and their bar shoes are too loud."
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"Whatever happened to Xchanger?"
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"Why aren't humans' height measured in hooves? Why don't mares ever say to a horse....you're as big as a human!?""
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:32 PM
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"nyuk-nyuk-nyuk."
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:32 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:33 PM
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"Why not HorseBob then?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:35 PM
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" There could not possibly be anymore stupid horsey questions left."
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:36 PM
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" How much do the $50 windows cost?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:37 PM
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" How come I have never won a race even though I go to the WIN ONLY window?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:39 PM
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Why are you still talking about exotic bets when it will probably be raining?
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:40 PM
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" Why when I win on an exacta box only one horse goes to the winners circle...shouldn't both go the the winners box? "
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" Well....I don't know. What's the latest from WAC'D? If it rains...no exotic bets? What if they move Mamouth across the Delaware to a new place...does that mean new place betting?"
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"I heard someone say that sometimes you can steal a race...how do you do that? Is that what the 6 horse box is for? Do you need 2 of these if it's a 12 horse field?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:47 PM
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" By the way latecomer...I cannot keep a POV attitude forever so make up your mind already."
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" How much are the $2 windows? Why don't tracks ever have a horsey in the window?"
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