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Old 10-25-2007, 03:13 PM
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" Whatever happened to DescreetRon?"
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What is the BC Cancels the card

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What happens is the card is cancelled on BC day. I saw where there might be thunderstorms during the afternoon and evening on Saturday. Would they run the races on Sunday or what?
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What is the BC Cancels the card

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What happens is the card is cancelled on BC day. I saw where there might be thunderstorms during the afternoon and evening on Saturday. Would they run the races on Sunday or what?
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SPIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






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Ya just can't buy stuff like that.
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:22 PM
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What happens is the card is cancelled on BC day. I saw where there might be thunderstorms during the afternoon and evening on Saturday. Would they run the races on Sunday or what?
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And I get darted.
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:24 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:25 PM
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See what yer missing..... It don't get much better than that!!!!


There really ain't much difference between esoteric and the paddock.....the main difference being that peolpe are not trying to be serious over here.
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Well the dwarf can forget it....my POV attitude is bye-bye.
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Don't tell me Grooves' latest question......that would cause a laughing fit I could not recover from.
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Yes....my 2 inch pud shrank as well.

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Why is it called a starting gate when its the only place on the track where all the horses stop?

When the gates open they all leave and it should therefore be a "leaving gate"

And how come horses don't ever finish at the finish line, those darn things keep going sometimes back around to the leaving gate.
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:33 PM
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Last one..

If we were to post that the horses were at the post would you see the horses if you openned up the post?
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