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Old 09-04-2008, 04:18 PM
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Oh g'wan.
Sire, your NFL predictions are needed in the Sports Forum. Thank you!!
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Old 09-04-2008, 04:19 PM
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I'll be PigSkin MORTE' later.
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Old 09-04-2008, 04:22 PM
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I'll be PigSkin MORTE' later.
^^^ Giving himself his own nickname
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Old 09-04-2008, 04:24 PM
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^^^^ Overstater off the obvious.
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Old 09-04-2008, 04:26 PM
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Isn't that CP's 3rd p4 of the day? holly shoot
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Old 09-04-2008, 04:27 PM
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^^^^ Overstater off the obvious.
^^ Idol to many, lover to none
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Old 09-04-2008, 04:29 PM
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Skivs just might go into explosive decompression if he really knew.
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Old 09-04-2008, 04:32 PM
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September 4, 2008 12:06 PM Monmouth 2 2.00 P4 (PWHL) 2 / 1, 3, 5 / 1, 4, 6, 7 / 1, 3, 5 $72.00 $1,707.60

Oh MoNmouth!!! Here I was searching for MAMMOUTH park!!

Great Jub!!
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Old 09-04-2008, 04:46 PM
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Sir, have you ever had the pleasurable experience of a massage from your girl Uncly??
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Old 09-04-2008, 05:04 PM
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Yes.

Bye.
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Old 09-04-2008, 05:08 PM
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thats what she said!
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Old 09-04-2008, 05:32 PM
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Yes.

Bye.
If you have had this experience, surely you would be more descriptive then that, SIR!!
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Old 09-04-2008, 06:32 PM
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I think just the opposite is true.
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Old 09-04-2008, 06:53 PM
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Sir, have you ever had the pleasurable experience of a massage from your girl Uncly??
And here I am thinking I was the only one.

LOL
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Old 09-04-2008, 07:10 PM
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She said I was more attractive.
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Old 09-04-2008, 08:42 PM
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Prior to Lynn Spears Palin - I believe the most famous alumni to ever come out of the University of Idaho was that cloned mule that won his debut in a mule race at the Stockton fair.
LOL...Since you brought up livestock, I do think most of the rest of the world thinks she's a low-class Cowgirl. I wish they had 2 on 2 debates. I'd love to see this Obama and her go at it. Pushed to the limit, she would call him something that is acceptable to say back home, but not acceptable in about 45 of the states she wants to represent. She pretty much set this up as big city versus small town country people, and that's the continued theme tonight(with white hillbilly women from Tennessee and Oklahoma talking like they are ready to race each other in covered wagons.) She is the best comedy since the early Cheech n' Chong stuff. Believe me, I don't wish he had picked someone else. This country girl trainwreck is gunna keep on entertaining. Now another Hillbilly(Lyndsey Graham from South Carolina.)

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Old 09-04-2008, 09:37 PM
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She should provide good anchorage for McCain.I think it's good he got an un-nome.

If he doesn't know anything he can just say.."Hmmm..I think al aska ."



I think she's got a real pipeline into the oil situation.Her 2nd in command up there ,Esky Mo,told her not to have any aleutians about the state going to pot because it would be a cold day in hell before that happens.
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Old 09-04-2008, 09:39 PM
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Are you kid'n me? They just admitted McCain n' his wife both lied to each other about their age? They actually brought that in on their own film? Why would they add that tidbit?
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Old 09-04-2008, 09:40 PM
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She should provide good anchorage for McCain.I think it's good he got an un-nome.

If he doesn't know anything he can just say.."Hmmm..I think al aska ."



I think she's got a real pipeline into the oil situation.Her 2nd in command up there ,Esky Mo,told her not to have any aleutians about the state going to pot because it would be a cold day in hell before that happens.

FINALLY real political insight in this thread!
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Old 09-04-2008, 09:41 PM
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She should provide good anchorage for McCain.I think it's good he got an un-nome.

If he doesn't know anything he can just say.."Hmmm..I think al aska ."



I think she's got a real pipeline into the oil situation.Her 2nd in command up there ,Esky Mo,told her not to have any aleutians about the state going to pot because it would be a cold day in hell before that happens.
Coming from someone who only cares
about the cleaved land of the female form.
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