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Old 10-26-2007, 09:50 AM
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i see the thread is beginning to tail off. tis a shame, a fine work of art.

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"I heard the grass is good today at Mamouth. How much for an ounce?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:09 AM
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"Will they be offering hash or citric acid at Mamouth today? Will my binoculars show the man Dick Cheney shot?"
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So Morty,

You aren't going to join in on the contest?

" Who are you? r u Baffert"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:12 AM
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"Who is Goddolphin?? Is he Baffert? "
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"I heard Street Sense is going to be retired to stud. He's gay?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:19 AM
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