Perhaps a little more respect and a little less intolerance might be in order

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Scav

Whoa Randall, blood boiling? You better not be this mean at Saratoga

What is your primary malfunction here sir?

[Mortimer]

Can'tdall is about to blow higher than a bad Lennox Avenue Fish Fry.



Perhaps he should be left alone for a while.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by jman5581

Don't mean to offend, as others obviously have, but unfortunately I didn't get the benefit of a babysitter when I joined this forum. Nor do I need one. I suspect had I acted as Morty has managed to do over the course of a week, I would have been dismissed. It's plainly apparent what Morty's objective is in almost every, if not every, thread he has posted. And that is to provoke others and cause consternation in a play to get attention. Little am I to speak, as I've only been around here for a couple months but my only request is for him to show common decency to others and quit making it his objective to simply ANNOY everyone he encounters. If he continues to post in the manner he has, he deserves to be banned. Just as I would if I carried on the way he does.

And before everyone says just ignore him, I do; now. But, this is a FORUM in which members rely on others to partcipate in a manner which is conducive to the overall objectives of both promoting the sport of horse racing and becoming more informed fans. I don't mean that these are the only objectives, but probably the main objectives, and Morty has, so far, done little to further either of them. Instead, this has been his playground to frustrate, or "vaporize", as many members as he can.

Please, I don't want a reaction, I am more than capable of forgiving another and moving on. But, one has to prove themself worthy of being taken seriously when they have promoted themself as Morty has. And, in my opinion, in order to be taken seriously, a degree of transparency is required. The detective act and his "finest work" is probably more suited for another setting, such as the role-playing community... just my opinion. This seemed to be the appropriate place to say such a thing.

As we were...

Thank you Mr . WindBag.




Give me a stinking break already.

I can't believe I missed this thing!







What great fun!

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Thank you Mr . WindBag.




Give me a stinking break already.

I can't believe I missed this thing!







What great fun!

A windbag?

yeah right.

no one has spewed more useless hot air in such a short period of time than yourself.

[Mortimer]

I have a nice make upee-poo present for Can'tdall.

It's a very nice slingshot with a set of very hard vulcanized projectiles.


I want him to learn how to use this properly so he does not make the mistake so many other bad slingshotters do.



Now Can'tdall......grasp the weapon by the handle.

Do it smartly now.


All right...insert a vuclanized projectile into the big ol' stretchable catapult set in the "Y" of the slingshot.



Good.




Now..and this is very important.

DO NOT stretch that catapult toward you.



Grasp the catapult cradling Mr. Projectile and pull it AWAY from you.....downrange......you should be looking right at Mr. Projectile.



Now line up your target......and Mr. Projectile......and the space between your eyes.










FIRE!!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

A windbag?

yeah right.

no one has spewed more useless hot air in such a short period of time than yourself.

DOO-DAH!

[hi_im_god]

mort's the funniest thing since oracle's "i'm gonna send someone to break your leg" meltdown at espn.

please, for my sake, keep feeding him the straight lines.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

mort's the funniest thing since oracle's "i'm gonna send someone to break your leg" meltdown at espn.

please, for my sake, keep feeding him the straight lines.

That was hilarious when Mike used to post that shiat... LMAO

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

That was hilarious when Mike used to post that shiat... LMAO

he was pure comedy and my all time favorite poster.

mort means to be funny. and he's a pro. but oracle was funny without any clue how hilarious he was. nothing beats that.

no one will ever come close to oracle.

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

he was pure comedy and my all time favorite poster.

mort means to be funny. and he's a pro. but oracle was funny without any clue how hilarious he was. nothing beats that.

no one will ever come close to oracle.

neither of them can touch my man PG1985.
he doesn't mean to be funny, but he sure enough is.

morty makes me sleepy. zzzzzzzzzzz

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

neither of them can touch my man PG1985.
he doesn't mean to be funny, but he sure enough is.

morty makes me sleepy. zzzzzzzzzzz

Benzedrene would make you sleepy.

[Cajungator26]

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[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

neither of them can touch my man PG1985.
he doesn't mean to be funny, but he sure enough is.

morty makes me sleepy. zzzzzzzzzzz

thinking the green monkey will run (much less win) a grade 1 is delusional but doesn't come close in comedy to spending hours posting how you know some guys who will track down another poster to break his legs.

you used to be a lot more fun at espn jim. i give you credit for sticking around there a while after everyone else left. i won't give up on you yet but you need to stop worrying about what people will think if you just admit mort's funny.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

thinking the green monkey will run (much less win) a grade 1 is delusional but doesn't come close in comedy to spending hours posting how you know some guys who will track down another poster to break his legs.

you used to be a lot more fun at espn jim. i give you credit for sticking around there a while after everyone else left. i won't give up on you yet but you need to stop worrying about what people will think if you just admit mort's funny.

You are very kind....but do I know you??

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Can't argue with that paragraph at all.

I agree.

Fine content and structure.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Attachment 319

Would you mind jumping in a punji stick hole ma'am?




That would be ever so nice of you.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

You are very kind....but do I know you??

i don't think so. unless you posted at espn or tbred times. which i don't think you did.

just a fan. keep up the good work.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

i don't think so. unless you posted at espn or tbred times. which i don't think you did.

just a fan. keep up the good work.

10-4.




T-Bred Mimes...yes.

Very briefly.



VERY briefly.




ESPN....yes.



Briefly.




VERY briefly.










How can I thank you sir?












Don't tell me.









I don't really mean it.

[Mortimer]

I have been notified that Can'tdall and SnarlJim have bothed been checked into a recovery center for the dead.







Gods speed fellers!!

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

thinking the green monkey will run (much less win) a grade 1 is delusional but doesn't come close in comedy to spending hours posting how you know some guys who will track down another poster to break his legs.

you used to be a lot more fun at espn jim. i give you credit for sticking around there a while after everyone else left. i won't give up on you yet but you need to stop worrying about what people will think if you just admit mort's funny.

Well i'm not one to worry about what others think. 100 percent serious here, when I say that I do not find mort funny. verrrry boring if you ask me. for as many posts and thoughts he has thrown up, all of them with the intent of being funny or clever? No I find many others on here much more funny and concise.

the espn thing was funny, many people were funny at that time, not only oracle. he was funny in the way you mentioned, not intentionally funny. But, for me it was offset by other stuff that made me cringe. not a pleasant person and don't miss him. when you're on the receiving end of some of his unintentional humor its not as funny.