Please help...the morty thread

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Note to myself:



Send Cajun one of those exploding emails I save for Morty.



Send Thebby another love letter.



Consider propositioning Danzig. Third time has to be the charm this week.

note to self:

sharpen pocket knife. keep pliers handy as well....

[GPK]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Note to myself:



Send Cajun one of those exploding emails I save for Morty.



Send Thebby another love letter.



Consider propositioning Danzig. Third time has to be the charm this week.

*note to Hoss....dont mess with Danzig....she's tough woman.*

[paisjpq]

note to myself: offer danzig my emasculators...left over from when my horse was gelded...she might need them more than me.

accept Hossy's love letter but tell him to send some cash in the next one...I'm running out of postage stamps.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by GPK

*note to Hoss....dont f*ck with Danzig....*

lmao


in jest, on here, is one thing...but finding out that guy did that today--yuck...but i did ask tony if he'd have done that.

i think i'll keep his reply to myself!

[paisjpq]

note to myself: tell hossy that his batman PJ's don't count as ninja gear.

warn everyone that morte' is in the house.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

note to myself: tell hossy that his batman PJ's don't count as ninja gear.

warn everyone that morte' is in the house.

Note to myself: ask pais if they are footie jamies with the flap in the rear

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Note to myself: ask pais if they are footie jamies with the flap in the rear

note to myself: the surveillance footage confirms that there is a flap in the rear...and he's missing a snap

[paisjpq]

note to myself: superman?!?! whose house am I watching? must regroup.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

note to myself: the surveillance footage confirms that there is a flap in the rear...and he's missing a snap

note to myself: the moon is waning since the full on Monday

[paisjpq]

note to myself: remember that hossy is crafty. trying to throw me off with the superman onesey...I knew it was him in the batman suit with his bum hangin out.

consider returning emails to sender.

[Mortimer]

My dear,dear ,dear friends.


What can I say?







I've written down a few ideas:





I'm just too good to be trooooooo

Can't take my eyes off of meeeeee







or







Precious and few are the moments I can share with meeeee



E-E-E








or







Killing me softly with my words

Killing me softly with my song











or









Me there!....me with the stars in my eyes







or









You

don't

want anybody else


everytime you miss me you touch yourself









or









My friends wonder why I call me all of the time
What can I say
I don't feel the need to give such secrets away
You think maybe I need help, no, I know that I'm right, alright
I'm just better off not listening to friends' advice

When they insist on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why

CHORUS ( =:> )




Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss is on my list of the best things in life
Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss my kiss I can't resist

I go crazy wondering what there is to really see
Did the night just take up my time, 'cause it means more to me
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing, I don't forget what I want, i want
Regret what I've done, regret me? I couldn't go on

But if you insist on knowing my bliss
I'll tell you this
If you want to know what the reason is
I'll only smile when I lie, then I'll tell you why


Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss is on my list of the best things in life
Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss my kiss I can't resist



I think I like the last one best.



You?

[GPK]

*note to self....be thankful your Underoos were retired last month*

[paisjpq]

note to myself: I like the last one best too.

ask hossy how big his suitcase is..and if he can afford an overweight bag.

[Danzig]

note to self:

buy drapes for windows.

[Mortimer]

Seriously...







...I don't think there's any question that the last one is the best one.


And I will answer each and every one of you little munchkins individually.



But the hour is late and I've been doing personal appearances all day.

I would like to address ZanDig....I mean DanZig.



Is that an Americanized Eastern European name? Was it DanZigZagliwitcz?

Or is it a shortened Polish name......like from DanielZig?


Is it Dyslexian...from ZigDan?

Or did your Mom sneeze when telling the authorities your name of birth?






Oh I guess it's not important.

But for God sakes consider the plight of possible future off spring.

In fact OffSpring would be better than DanZig.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Seriously...







...I don't think there's any question that the last one is the best one.


And I will answer each and every one of you little munchkins individually.



But the hour is late and I've been doing personal appearances all day.

I would like to address ZanDig....I mean DanZig.



Is that an Americanized Eastern European name? Was it DanZigZagliwitcz?

Or is it a shortened Polish name......like from DanielZig?


Is it Dyslexian...from ZigDan?

Or did your Mom sneeze when telling the authorities your name of birth?






Oh I guess it's not important.

But for God sakes consider the plight of possible future off spring.

In fact OffSpring would be better than DanZig.

not only was danzig one of my favorite horses...his name fits with my name, deborah anne zeigler--it was just meant to be i guess.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by Danzig

not only was danzig one of my favorite horses...his name fits with my name, deborah anne zeigler--it was just meant to be i guess.

that's pretty cool...fate

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Timmgirvan needs work as well.






It's sounds like Buckwheat named you.

if anyone needs help, it would be turdbucket!

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

deborah anne zeigler













SPIT!!!







ror!!!!





Oh my God.




Can you just see when the fith grade teacher had her stand up in class to introduce by announcing her name?


Is that the perfect name for the skinny girlie with pigtails to announce to the class while her head tilts to the right and her head bobs with each syllable?



GO-FOO!

zeigler is my married name. i went from the front of the class to the back of the class when i got married!


and only my mother calls me deborah. and only deborah anne when i was in trouble!

[Mortimer]

deborah anne zeigler












SPIT!!!







ror!!!!





Oh my God.




Can you just see when the fifth grade teacher had her stand up in class to introduce by announcing her name?


Is that the perfect name for the skinny girlie with pigtails to announce to the class while her head tilts to the right and her head bobs with each syllable...acting like the process is a total drag?



GOO-FOO!