JustinDew

[Cajungator26]

What the hell?

LOL

[Antitrust32]

I had the pleasure of meeting Justin Dew on Saturday at Calder





























and he is definitely Mortimerdexterfoxworthy




!!

[philcski]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

A few years ago....a girlfriend of one of my friends actually picked the sock up....

Whatever compelled her to do that, I have no idea....when I told her why it was stained almost yellow, why it was very crusty, and why it smelled so unpleasantly....she was much less freaked out about it than I had hoped she would be.

I think I said something like "there's a lot of DNA in that baby" "With all the spunk in that, you might be able to repopulate the planet a few times."

She just casually dropped it...

Wow dude... that's just weird.

But thanks for sharing, I laughed.

[justindew]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

I had the pleasure of meeting Justin Dew on Saturday at Calder

and he is definitely Mortimerdexterfoxworthy




!!

On that note....

...bedtime.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by justindew

On that note....

...bedtime.

I was just kidding. Calder was fun, summit of speed will be soon right?

[Danzig]

well, my monday will go much better now knowing that justin is still justin, and that socks don't just go on feet....


i'll never touch a sock not my own again!!

[miraja2]

If you all think this thread is strange...........consider how weird it must be for me given the fact that I am the REAL Justin Dew.
Remember those Tiger Woods ads from a few years ago with all of those people saying "I am Tiger Woods."
Now I know how he felt.

[justindew]

Originally Posted by miraja2

If you all think this thread is strange...........consider how weird it must be for me given the fact that I am the REAL Justin Dew.
Remember those Tiger Woods ads from a few years ago with all of those people saying "I am Tiger Woods."
Now I know how he felt.

I can't deal.

[Bigsmc]

Nipsey Russell has chosen Justing Dew number 3.
Peggy Cass has chosen Justin Dew number 1.
Orson Bean has chosen Justing Dew number 3.
And Kitty Carlisle has chosen Justin Dew number 2.

Will the real Justin Dew please stand up.....

[miraja2]

Am I the only one who is starting to suspect that this guy "Kasept" is not actually Steve Byk?

[FGFan]

This is a very weird thread.
How does OUR smokin Joe Talamo fit in here?
Ok Justin I've met Joe, are you really him, if so then I am really confused. Or is Joe Justin.
Justin, you really are takin a beating here, good for you that you have a good sense of humor, now more than 15 people know who you are.

[justindew]

Originally Posted by FGFan

This is a very weird thread.
How does OUR smokin Joe Talamo fit in here?
Ok Justin I've met Joe, are you really him, if so then I am really confused. Or is Joe Justin.
Justin, you really are takin a beating here, good for you that you have a good sense of humor, now more than 15 people know who you are.

I thought our long national nightmare was over.

Here's the truth...

Joe Talamo does not exist in a physical sense. He is more of an idea. He is an abstract thought, created in my mind.

At the same time, Justin Dew does not really exist either. Yes, I am Justin Dew, but only to the extent that my mind can maintain a sense of consciousness regarding myself, even though I don't exist.

Let me put it another way. Let's say the NTRA is walking in the woods, and a tree falls on it's head, rendering it useless. Would anyone care? Would anyone notice?

Same concept.

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Nipsey Russell has chosen Justing Dew number 3.
Peggy Cass has chosen Justin Dew number 1.
Orson Bean has chosen Justing Dew number 3.
And Kitty Carlisle has chosen Justin Dew number 2.

Will the real Justin Dew please stand up.....

Orson Bean....classic!

[Kasept]

Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff

Orson Bean....classic!

An Orson Bean reference brings this thread full circle... Why? His great turn in "Being John Malcovich", a film with a clear tie to the existential theme of this thread.

I am bothered by one little detail.

Justin Dew is clearly not Carol Burnett.
Yet "he" never denies this, not once.
Go back and read the entire thread.
"I am not Carol Burnett", a critical denial, is NEVER stated, not even one time.

After carefully following the logic in this thread, in it's entirety, this can only leave one possibility:


Justin Dew is Orson Bean.

[Dunbar]

Originally Posted by pgardn

I am bothered by one little detail.

Justin Dew is clearly not Carol Burnett.
Yet "he" never denies this, not once.
Go back and read the entire thread.
"I am not Carol Burnett", a critical denial, is NEVER stated, not even one time.

After carefully following the logic in this thread, in it's entirety, this can only leave one possibility:


Justin Dew is Orson Bean.

I thought you had it for a minute there, pgardn. But no, that's not it. I've solved the thread.

You can rearrange the letters in "Justindew" to spell "Jest Windu". Every Star Wars fan knows that Jest Windu was Mace's younger brother, the class comic at the Jedi Academy.

So, Justindew is making a reference to Jest Windu, which proves that...um...oh hell, I thought I had it for a minute.

--Dunbar

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Dunbar

I thought you had it for a minute there, pgardn. But no, that's not it. I've solved the thread.

You can rearrange the letters in "Justindew" to spell "Jest Windu". Every Star Wars fan knows that Jest Windu was Mace's younger brother, the class comic at the Jedi Academy.

So, Justindew is making a reference to Jest Windu, which proves that...um...oh hell, I thought I had it for a minute.

--Dunbar

JustinDew = Mwindu? Could it be?

[alysheba4]

justin dew doesnt sleep.......he waits.

[Bogey]

My money is on PG1985. Like I've said on previous threads, if JD isn't PG1985 than he has looked for a house in the same neighborhood. He's definitely in the team photo.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Bogey

My money is on PG1985. Like I've said on previous threads, if JD isn't PG1985 than he has looked for a house in the same neighborhood. He's definitely in the team photo.

OUCH. Poor Justin!