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Old 06-13-2007, 09:44 PM
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Hi, my name is Wednesday Do you do Wednesday's?
Only on leap years, when the moon is full and it's snowing.
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Old 06-13-2007, 09:54 PM
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Only on leap years, when the moon is full and it's snowing.

ok...lets try this again....do you do ANY days the end in the letter "y"??
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Old 06-13-2007, 09:55 PM
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ok...lets try this again....do you do ANY days the end in the letter "y"??

Why?
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Old 06-13-2007, 10:05 PM
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Old 06-13-2007, 10:12 PM
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Old 06-14-2007, 09:38 AM
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Lately, I only use Yiddish ones... though at times, a Spanish one slips in.
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Old 06-14-2007, 10:30 AM
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I don't do Tuesdays either.

That's not what Miss Weld says.
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Old 06-14-2007, 10:49 AM
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You know, I just waisted five ****'in minutes reading this thread.
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Old 06-14-2007, 11:05 AM
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This thread? ****ing crazy ****!
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Old 06-14-2007, 11:08 AM
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This thread? ****ing crazy ****!
Please tell US how you Really feel about this **** " in thread !
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Please tell US how you Really feel about this **** " in thread !
This thread is #%*)&@#% and ****ing ****.
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Old 06-14-2007, 06:06 PM
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This thread is #%*)&@#% and ****ing ****.
Dont be afraid.... Let it ALL OUT !
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Old 06-14-2007, 06:17 PM
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mmmmmmmmmm the F word.

Has to be one of my favorite words of all time.

And being a huge 'mo, the B word is clearly a necessary part of my vocabulary though ultra rarely used as an actual derogatory term.
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Old 06-14-2007, 07:16 PM
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i generally only drop the f bomb if i'm really, really pissed. usually it's g--dammit. my new fave tho for idiots is jackass.

one of the ringers on our home cell is the 'f--- you mr garrison lines from the south park movie. too funny. those little effers!

then there's suck my balls, kyle--love that line from the show too, altho it doesn't really apply coming from me...but i still like it.
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I enjoy English actors saying to females..."You can't."
I had to think about that one.
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I have little doubt that the Irish (from Ireland) are the most prolific cursers on the planet. My cousins use the F Word to enhance nearly every sentance they speak.

I know it is considered less offensive over there, but still they are unreal...

A few examples;

Grandma, your strawberry shortcake is f*uckin brilliant. Best I ever had.

I have not been to F*ckin church since Uncle Mike married that c*nt from Tipperrary. Beast she is...

Etc, etc... Really quite an art form.
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Old 06-14-2007, 07:35 PM
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Anyone recall when TWA stewardesses would ask if you wanted..... TWA coffee,TWA soft drink or TWA tea?



The tea was always greaaaaaat.
And don't forget National Airline's "Fly Me" stewardesses.
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I had to think about that one.





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Old 06-14-2007, 07:42 PM
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And don't forget National Airline's "Fly Me" stewardesses.

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