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Old 07-17-2007, 11:40 PM
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MDF.....ever word I have uttered is true. I have given a 1000% effort into wooing Thebbytwotimes away from your harem and into my loving arms....but to no avail. The time of day...well...she will not give it to me.

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Lost in love and rejected again....






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Shame on you.






And now you must go to Idaho.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:43 PM
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Shame on you.






And now you must go to Idaho.

Been called alot of things in my life....but never been called a hoe. You, perhaps, may be the hoe.

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Old 07-18-2007, 12:16 AM
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Oh then go to Oregon then.









(Honest a God.)
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Old 07-18-2007, 12:18 AM
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Oh then go to Oregon then.









(Honest a God.)

May I take Thebby with?
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Old 07-18-2007, 12:19 AM
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no you may not
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Old 07-18-2007, 12:22 AM
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no you may not

darted again....


such is the life of a golf pro....
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Old 07-18-2007, 12:29 AM
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Hi Thebby!
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Old 07-18-2007, 03:02 AM
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such is the life of a golf pro....
You're a golf pro?

My father won amateur tournaments and was supposedly a good college golfer.

I'm horrible at driving, chipping, and putting. Half of the time, I can't even find where my ball went after I hit it off the tee. I'm pretty good at hitting it far, it just never seems to go straight...and the people who I'm playing with never seem to give me good enough directions on how to find it.

Putting is just annoying.

I'm not even good at putt-putt. To give you an example as to how bad I am at that, when I played a round of putt-putt with BTW and his friends at Saratoga last year, Steve Crist's wife beat me by like 12 shots.
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Old 07-18-2007, 03:05 AM
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behooved....I had no idea.
While Morty is in China fighting off Mongolians.....

Shall we cuddle the nights away together in Saratoga?
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Old 07-18-2007, 09:14 AM
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While Morty is in China fighting off Mongolians.....

Shall we cuddle the nights away together in Saratoga?



Nothing kills so surely as the as the pen filled with sen sen juice.

And you only got Hossy pies so don't get too excited.
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Old 07-18-2007, 09:15 AM
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Hi Thebby!

ror!!




Now that is A#1 doubleplusgood FINE work!!!
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Old 07-18-2007, 09:43 AM
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While Morty is in China fighting off Mongolians.....

Shall we cuddle the nights away together in Saratoga?

maybe....I have to check my schedule.
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:22 AM
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I will keep Thebby ONLY if this DrugMess thing is over.









But in any case I will aways love Thebby.
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:33 AM
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You're a golf pro?

My father won amateur tournaments and was supposedly a good college golfer.

I'm horrible at driving, chipping, and putting. Half of the time, I can't even find where my ball went after I hit it off the tee. I'm pretty good at hitting it far, it just never seems to go straight...and the people who I'm playing with never seem to give me good enough directions on how to find it.

Putting is just annoying.

I'm not even good at putt-putt. To give you an example as to how bad I am at that, when I played a round of putt-putt with BTW and his friends at Saratoga last year, Steve Crist's wife beat me by like 12 shots.

Rumor has it...
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Old 07-23-2007, 12:04 PM
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I would like to be
retired please.
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Old 07-23-2007, 12:08 PM
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I would like to be
retired please.

















Please let that say something other than what I thought it said.



















It does not.

























Please say it was written by a false Thebby.

















Else I am no more.
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Old 07-23-2007, 12:12 PM
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See what happens...Thebby starts messin around with 'DrugS and she goes and loses her perspective on what is really important
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Old 07-23-2007, 12:12 PM
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Apparently it was not a false Thebby.












And now I am no more.































But I do not erase Thebby's name from my zebra for I am not a fair weather fan.


















But I am definitely no more.
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Old 07-23-2007, 12:16 PM
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And now I am no more...
hmmmmm does this mean that Deb O Deb is up for grabs then???
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Old 07-23-2007, 12:25 PM
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I would like to be
retired please.
now look what you have gone an done....
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