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Old 02-15-2008, 10:53 AM
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All right. I notice the half day schoolers are still perusing the board. Go ahead and have your spazz attacks. Get it all out. There are some posters who are here to learn something. The rest of you are merely disruptions in time. Your spaces will soon be taken up by another inanimate object.

Let's have some intelligent questions regarding the first 3 rules from Dullest's 58 Steps to Acquiring a New Thinking Cap.


It's funny how I am a magnet for jealous nincompoops.Why it was just this morning I was drawing up some thoughts to myself------------------






---------"You know ,Prime Time, it's funny how you are a magnet for jealous nincompoops....but recall the great men who put forth their game changing discoveries and how the gatekeepers would attack them as crazy and even heretical.Just let them do their hyena acts . When the time is right and you hit 20 of 20 we'll see who laughs then."





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I think I was right again.
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:00 AM
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rule1 do not handicap speed
do not understand? speed pace trip route all factor into winning these factors must be cosidered in evaluating pretenders or contenders
rule2 even the best trainers and jockeys get overbet
so ?
rule 3 if its too good to be true it probably is
true a public handicappers best bet of the day will be hpoelessly overbet
so?
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:05 AM
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prime time ,can we use your skills to get a big house too.

im waiting for your next huge dvd on capping

big fan

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Old 02-15-2008, 11:09 AM
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rule1 do not handicap speed
do not understand? speed pace trip route all factor into winning these factors must be cosidered in evaluating pretenders or contenders
rule2 even the best trainers and jockeys get overbet
so ?
rule 3 if its too good to be true it probably is
true a public handicappers best bet of the day will be hpoelessly overbet
so?
Hello Colt;




I'd like to ask you a question regarding your shotgun post here. I suspect this habit carries throughout.




Do you make or lose money over the course of a year in betting horses?








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Old 02-15-2008, 11:09 AM
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I suppose you bet on the gray horses,too.
Okay PT since you're getting all pissy, I'll ask a question...

Can you please clarify your position on this important aspect of handicapping?
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:10 AM
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Prime Rib, I mean Prime Time.

I'm new to horse racing as I grew up playing the dogs.

Since the dogs use a rabbit to get them going, what do horses use? I really want to know and believe it's the ambulance since horses can see behind them.

Am I right?

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Old 02-15-2008, 11:11 AM
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prime time ,can we use your skills to get a big house too.

im waiting for your next huge dvd on capping

big fan

hooves
Hello Colt;

Excuse me.


I mean Hello Hoops ( you all sound the same to me) ;




Can you say you are getting ahead of your and myself here?





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Old 02-15-2008, 11:12 AM
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When you call YOURSELF "Prime Time", you open YOURSELF up to an unlimited amount of ridicule.
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:15 AM
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Okay PT since you're getting all pissy, I'll ask a question...

Can you please clarify your position on this important aspect of handicapping?

Hello my swiss moron cat;




Great seeing you out of the can....I mean posting again.



I think you should addrress that one to the misguided twit I posted it to regarding gray horses.I will say this,however, if there is a "Carla" in the gray horses name then by all means use those completely useless Zodiac Ciphers. I will tell you right now a horse with "mouse" in his name will beat you.








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Old 02-15-2008, 11:16 AM
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When you call YOURSELF "Prime Time", you open YOURSELF up to an unlimited amount of ridicule.
Mr. Chippy.






Get lost....lose money.







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Old 02-15-2008, 11:18 AM
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Prime Rib, I mean Prime Time.

I'm new to horse racing as I grew up playing the dogs.

Since the dogs use a rabbit to get them going, what do horses use? I really want to know and believe it's the ambulance since horses can see behind them.

Am I right?

Spyder


That's very funny.




I'm sure you snuck over here from Space AddCabbage.
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:25 AM
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Prime Time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyNMz_LxEoA
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:25 AM
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Mr. Chippy.






Get lost....lose money.







Best regards,

Bill Dullest

Thanks for the advice. Now here's mine: You are wasting people's time. I'm sure it gets you off in some way. I've already spent too much thought on you. Good luck.
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:33 AM
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and you said you would teach us but all you do is ridicule. When are you going to live up to your self imposed hype......




or











have you done enough?

Breast Reinforcements,


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That's very funny.




I'm sure you snuck over here from Space AddCabbage.
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:34 AM
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Thanks for the advice. Now here's mine: You are wasting people's time. I'm sure it gets you off in some way. I've already spent too much thought on you. Good luck.
Any thought you spend makes you a shell game runners delight.




Dullest Dust wouldn't stick to you;you're hopeless.

Give Mike Warren a call ----he certainly needs more grist for the mill.
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:35 AM
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and you said you would teach us but all you do is ridicule. When are you going to live up to your self imposed hype......


or


have you done enough?

Breast Reinforcements,


Spyder

When you people get serious----Dullest will get serious.
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:37 AM
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Hello Willow Plants;



If you only knew how close that is.










By the way----stick to football.

mm-kay?











Bets retards---I mean Best regards,

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Old 02-15-2008, 12:05 PM
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Time Prime,

I want to believe, I really do. Show me the way.
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:20 PM
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what is tip four??
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:36 PM
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what is tip four??
Tip #4:

Ignore Tips 1,2 and 3.
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