Anyone see the Calzaghe-Hopkins fight....

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Originally Posted by pgardn

Personally I am into capacitors.
And you know of Kirchoff.
So either you looked it up quickly
or someone has taught you.

And you remember.

Thats more circuitry stuff.
We will be starting off the yunguns
on charges that dont move and create fields.

Static electricity.

Now the ones taking the AP test. They will
be doing RC circuits.

How do you remember this stuff Morton?

Try fucl<ing with the high voltage cabinet of a radar set and you may really understand the art of learning on the run.


Of course..no one taught you this stuff..you were born with the gift of the shaman.











Cathode follower.

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Try fucl<ing with the high voltage cabinet of a radar set and you may really understand the art of learning on the run.


Of course..no one taught you this stuff..you were born with the gift of the shaman.











Cathode follower.

All I did when I was in middle and high school
was attempt to blow stuff up and set things on
fire. And it did not work well. So I read up on stuff.
And then things started working.

So I have sent some minor amperage through muscle
tissue. Knocked myself off a ladder and such putting
up a ceiling fan. Its important to shut down the proper
breakers when dealing with stuff in the house.

On the other hand we did make a rather large Tesla
Coil and it actually works. Its basically useless except
for throwing off big blue sparks and messing up radio
stations.

Morton I shall keep you informed on how it goes tomorrow.
And when I put the capacitors in the proper parallel arrangement
and get more charge going thru the primary coil I will inform you
how much bigger we get the sparks on the Tesla coil.

I can smell the Ozone now. Nighty night.

pee garden
of derby trail
is gay and ******

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Hossy...has someone gone off topic here?


I believe it's Coach Trou.







He must be punished.

*Sparkles in drill. 48 flat. Runs fifth in Michigan Derby*

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Next time...it won't go this easy.

*sparkles after 3 miles in 22 and change*

*plods home for 12th*

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

*plods home for 12th*

^^^ No threat to tiring rivals passing him by.

^^^ Eased. Didn't take to the surface.

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

^^^ Eased. Didn't take to the surface.

^^^ Broke into dressage routine on backstretch....DQ'd.

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

^^^ Broke into dressage routine on backstretch....DQ'd.

^^^ Crossfired around the first turn. Vanned off.

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

^^^ Crossfired around the first turn. Vanned off.

^^ Hung .....on first turn.

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

^^ Hung .....on first turn.

^^^Reared in gate, checked, did not cash.

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

^^^Reared in gate, checked, did not cash.

^^^ Gained ground in backstretch after falling down out of gate..........13 wide...showed heart in stretch....fell down again.

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

^^^ Gained ground in backstretch after falling down out of gate..........13 wide...showed heart in stretch....fell down again.

^^^Worked 47 and change with David Carroll in the saddle. Smoked a pack of Chesterfield's shortly after.

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

^^^Worked 47 and change with David Carroll in the saddle. Smoked a pack of Chesterfield's shortly after.

^^^ Was in Dubai......poked out a 44 second 3 furlonger......then smoked a camel.

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

^^^ Was in Dubai......poked out a 44 second 3 furlonger......then smoked a camel.

^^^Was in Australia. Led by 6 lengths at the half in the Greg Norman handicap. Caught. Pulled up. Choked. Vanned off.

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

^^^Was in Australia. Led by 6 lengths at the half in the Greg Norman handicap. Caught. Pulled up. Choked. Vanned off.

^^^ Eased in gate....DNF...and DNS......as well as FTDS.

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

^^^ Eased in gate....DNF...and DNS......as well as FTDS.

^^^ Clipped heels, lost rider. Surfed the web. Drowned.