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Old 05-29-2008, 07:07 PM
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Me neither.


I don't think anything is in your head.
So now you've decided to start thinking too? This should be a thread for the ages. Get out of my garden ... I am busy getting rid of the buckeye weeds so that there isn't any cover for the imposter prey to hide.
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Old 05-29-2008, 07:08 PM
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So now you've decided to start thinking too? This should be a thread for the ages. Get out of my garden ... I am busy getting rid of the buckeye weeds so that there isn't any cover for the imposter prey to hide.
Uh...YOUR garden???




This is FGF Annies garden.
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Old 05-29-2008, 07:09 PM
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You dough-dough....


..you are prey!
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Old 05-29-2008, 07:10 PM
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You dough-dough....


..you are prey!
YOU are the prey. Gators eat wolf puppies for snacks.
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Realizing that............





...she runs off.

Whimpering.






Knowing how close she came to being ripped and shredded...and left for the night crew.
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Old 05-29-2008, 07:11 PM
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Uh...YOUR garden???




This is FGF Annies garden.
Then she'd better come and stake her claim on it.
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YOU are the prey. Gators eat wolf puppies for snacks.
GOD!!



Are you still here?





You're lucky have I satiated my innate call to kill today.
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Old 05-29-2008, 07:12 PM
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Then she'd better come and stake her claim on it.



She already whizzed on the flora.
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Old 05-29-2008, 07:13 PM
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GOD!!



Are you still here?





You're lucky have satiated by innate call to kill today.
I am leaving now. I've been darted.


























































































Goodnight, dear wolf.
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Old 05-29-2008, 07:14 PM
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Good night...fat butt elephant.
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Old 05-29-2008, 07:23 PM
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YOU are the prey. Gators eat wolf puppies for snacks.

Gators out of water are like ghosts in the daylight.


It just don't work.
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Old 05-30-2008, 10:10 AM
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The Secret Garden will be undergoing bush whacking today.


I think it's clear certain people should not enter until tomorrow.
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:38 PM
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Hmmmm.



I sniff fresh croc kill in the air.







I wonder if PF FlyerFan has laid a trap for me?

I ain't buyin' it...it's a set up.


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Yooo-Hoooo Morty,

I didn't realize this was my garden......behooved sir.....

But since you have been a busy bee and bush whacked I think I'll do a little planting.




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Old 05-30-2008, 02:27 PM
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!!!!





This place is becoming dangerous even to Predators.

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Old 05-30-2008, 02:40 PM
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Hmmmm.

I sniff fresh croc kill in the air.

I wonder if PF FlyerFan has laid a trap for me?

I ain't buyin' it...it's a set up.
Mortimer D. Avery Smartman Foxworthy......

I am not happy about the demise of the gator !!!!!!!!!

We need the gator here to clean up all that prey you keep spitting out without even chewing, otherwise it will be very smelly and messy.

You must resurrect the gator and get her back here pronto !!!
Or we will be forced to join forces and lay hidden traps even you will not find.

I also hear rumors about a very big nose that would help sniff out prey (j/k cajun).....
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:56 PM
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Phooey.




Oh all right...I'll put the shredded pieces parts into the Magic Croc Pot and speak the word......BLECH!

That will bring her back.



















Happy?



she's not kidding....caj
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:29 PM
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Phooey.

Oh all right...I'll put the shredded pieces parts into the Magic Croc Pot and speak the word......BLECH!
That will bring her back.

Happy?



she's not kidding....caj
Yes!!!!

Just hanging around waiting for visitors.

.............................cheshire_cat.gif


Notmytype says he is coming here around 7, does he really think we won't pounce....hahahahahaha.....
Actuallly I don't think I'll be gardening at that time so it is up to you and the gator.
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:33 PM
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Yes!!!!

Just hanging around waiting for visitors.

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Notmytype says he is coming here around 7, does he really think we won't pounce....hahahahahaha.....
Actuallly I don't think I'll be gardening at that time so it is up to you and the gator.
you seemed so non-predator-like to me fg, maybe i was wrong. pounce away.
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:54 PM
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Ham sandwiches for EVERYBODY!!
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