Ah wunder where Mortay was???

[Mortimer]

Thank you.

Nice cups.

[magic_idol]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIT3x...eature=related

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I know,but that's not a real magazine.

does Hooter's have a magazine?

[Mortimer]

They're not real either.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

They're not real either.

That was my welcome back to you...a softy

[Mortimer]

They're hard to resist....thanks doubleplus much.

[geeker2]

No ladies tonight unless Dalahari or whatever his call name. He's is a hermaphrodite you know....

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by geeker2

No ladies tonight unless Dalahari or whatever his call name. He's is a hermaphrodite you know....

He/she scares me. There was talk of fornicating with a chicken. For your own sake, stay out of the political section.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

He/she scares me. There was talk of fornicating with a chicken. For your own sake, stay out of the political section.

LOL..I've learned my lesson...at least here we can bash Fat Teddy

35-3

In consultations with sweater vest man
concerning the pros and cons of photo-grey
spectacles.

Attachment 984

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by geeker2

LOL..I've learned my lesson...at least here we can bash Fat Teddy

True but perhaps we shouldn't mention the poor girl he drove into the lake and left to drown.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

True but perhaps we shouldn't mention the poor girl he drove into the lake and left to drown.

It is amazing how all of that was forgotten and forgiven

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by geeker2

It is amazing how all of that was forgotten and forgiven

He is a Kennedy lest we forget.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

True but perhaps we shouldn't mention the poor girl he drove into the lake and left to drown.

is this where i come in and call you stupid or an evil liar because it was actually a river?

god i hate those icons.

anyways....hi mort. nice to read you.

[ddthetide]

Originally Posted by Kasept

Well predators and predated alike... Doncha wunda where in the world Morty was??????

Ah know it's been on my mind......

(Nerdy Trail swag prize for best suggestion... )

hmm..... embarrassed after the ass-kicking that osu took on the west coast??

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

is this where i come in and call you stupid or an evil liar because it was actually a river?

god i hate those icons.

anyways....hi mort. nice to read you.

Hi Hi.

Same here.


Bye Hi.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ddthetide

hmm..... embarrassed after the ass-kicking that osu took on the west coast??

Why should I be?

I predicted a 37-17 loss.




It was only a little worse than that.

Love Beockman on that option play.....white men of the world shrink with embarrassment.

[Mortimer]

10 places I could have been:









10...Helping Tonto and a team of other well trained experts find a good vein in Wig,Brown's body.

9...Responding to the emergency plea of the World Semen Bank with the help of my trained assistant ,Debbie Oddjob.

8...Removing the warning signs ( YOU CANNOT RUN THROUGH ME!! .....I'M A LOT MORE SOLID THAN I APPEAR TO BE........OH MR. SERLING----REMEMBER ME?....and so forth) from plexiglass windows and doors throughout NYC.

7...Ghost writing James Tressel's latest book....How I Lost My Mind

6...Franny Tasting.

5...Examining the head of Coach " the Browns +230" Pants.

4...Trying to figure out how to financially capitalize on Thebby's bandy aid bras.Johnson and Johnson 4 yer Johnson's??............nah.

3...In another commercial whizz bang idea ...I try to copy Beanie Wells' turf toe and hope for midget 4th string running back Maurice Weanie Wells to contract smurph toe.

2...Out chasing tail at Sara's Toga. So bountiful they wear FUCl< ME signs.





And the number one place I could have been:













DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR






































plink










1...Drawing mustaches and and big noses on my psychologist's ink blots...then writing..."Find 4 things out of place in this picture."

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

10 places I could have been:









10...Helping Tonto and a team of other well trained experts find a good vein in Wig,Brown's body.

9...Responding to the emergency plea of the World Semen Bank with the help of my trained assistant ,Debbie Oddjob.

8...Removing the warning signs ( YOU CANNOT RUN THROUGH ME!! .....I'M A LOT MORE SOLID THAN I APPEAR TO BE........OH MR. SERLING----REMEMBER ME?....and so forth) from plexiglass windows and doors throughout NYC.

7...Ghost writing James Tressel's latest book....How I Lost My Mind

6...Franny Tasting.

5...Examining the head of Coach " the Browns +230" Pants.

4...Trying to figure out how to financially capitalize on Thebby's bandy aid bras.Johnson and Johnson 4 yer Johnson's??............nah.

3...In another commercial whizz bang idea ...I try to copy Beanie Wells' turf toe and hope for midget 4th string running back Maurice Weanie Wells to contract smurph toe.

2...Out chasing tail at Sara's Toga. So bountiful they wear FUCl< ME signs.





And the number one place I could have been:













DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR






































plink










1...Drawing mustaches and and big noses on my psychologist's ink blots...then writing..."Find 4 things out of place in this picture."

[Antitrust32]

Very fine work sir