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Old 06-23-2011, 10:25 AM
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Creepy post and creepy thread.
Lucky for us they don't let the GA crowd adopt so you won't have to worry about any of this.
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The unknown substance that Randall sprayed into DaTruth's eyes was actually mercury from the rectal thermometer he had stashed in his boot!

DaTruth is being restrained from re-entering the ring while his crummy nurses trying to flush his eyes. He's screaming forget about the eyes, I just need to start a Motrin/Tylenol regimen and I'll be fine!!

Back to you MaTH.
It's funny, I knew a nurse or two when I was younger and they were both very "Pro-Rectal".
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Old 06-23-2011, 10:42 AM
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It's funny, I knew a nurse or two when I was younger and they were both very "Pro-Rectal".
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Old 06-23-2011, 10:42 AM
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Jesus, does any of you guys have wives that takes care of that stuff?
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Old 06-23-2011, 10:57 AM
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Jesus, does any of you guys have wives that takes care of that stuff?
I married a tough girl. I am expected to do pretty much everything she does outside of nursing. Keeps me on my toes.
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Old 06-23-2011, 11:29 AM
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Thankfully, NO.
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Old 06-23-2011, 12:35 PM
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My wife does take care of these things..….......



.........when I'm not home.
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The unknown substance that Randall sprayed into DaTruth's eyes was actually mercury from the rectal thermometer he had stashed in his boot!

DaTruth is being restrained from re-entering the ring while his crummy nurses trying to flush his eyes. He's screaming forget about the eyes, I just need to start a Motrin/Tylenol regimen and I'll be fine!!

Back to you MaTH.
Randall and his damn spy gadgets.
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Old 06-23-2011, 03:09 PM
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Lucky for us they don't let the GA crowd adopt so you won't have to worry about any of this.
Georiga?
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Old 06-23-2011, 03:11 PM
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You aren't that dumb. Gambler's Anonymous
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Old 06-23-2011, 03:20 PM
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You aren't that dumb. Gambler's Anonymous
Funny, I have tremendous disdain for slot machines and people who play them - I live 5 minutes away from all the table game action I can handle ... yet, it would take free drinks, free meals, and a complimentry blowjob from a coctail waitress hottie to get me to play craps, blackjack, roulette, or any of the other sh!t they offer.

You know, they're open all through the night, right?

When I was reviewing forms of 50-year-old horses Gun Bow torched at 2AM last night - I could have been fiending at the casino.

I have addictions - many in fact - but compulsive gambling is certainly not one of them.
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Old 06-23-2011, 03:24 PM
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Funny, I have tremendous disdain for slot machines and people who play them - I live 5 minutes away from all the table game action I can handle ... yet, it would take free drinks, free meals, and a complimentry blowjob from a coctail waitress hottie to get me to play craps, blackjack, roulette, or any of the other sh!t they offer.

You know, they're open all through the night, right?

When I was reviewing forms of 50-year-old horses Gun Bow torched at 2AM last night - I could have been fiending at the casino.

I have addictions - many in fact - but compulsive gambling is certainly not one of them.
Nothing but the best, even for your addictions. A lucky guy you are.
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Old 06-23-2011, 03:34 PM
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A lucky guy you are.
You know what's funny?

Kids love me.

Even the kids with douche fathers who obsess over them.

In fact, I am a 4-time uncle. And in all four cases - when I'm around one of them (which isn't often) the kids sure seem to like being around me a whole hell of a lot more than their parents or grandparents.

Not that I can blame them, I guess.
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You know what's funny?

Kids love me.

Even the kids with douche fathers who obsess over them.

In fact, I am a 4-time uncle. And in all four cases - when I'm around one of them (which isn't often) the kids sure seem to like being around me a whole hell of a lot more than their parents or grandparents.

Not that I can blame them, I guess.
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Old 06-23-2011, 03:54 PM
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Nice, Randall.

Did you happen upon that link in one of the Beastiality boards you post on?
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Old 06-23-2011, 03:56 PM
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Nice, Randall.

Did you happen upon that link in one of the Beastiality boards you post on?
No actually. Just econ. Amazing the business ideas people come up with.
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Old 06-23-2011, 04:54 PM
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When I was reviewing forms of 50-year-old horses Gun Bow torched at 2AM last night - I could have been fiending at the casino.
I've said this before, but you ought to be compensated for your research efforts. Maybe you can hit up a Marylou Whitney type for a racing history grant.
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Old 06-23-2011, 08:45 PM
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You know what's funny?

Kids love me.

Even the kids with douche fathers who obsess over them.

In fact, I am a 4-time uncle. And in all four cases - when I'm around one of them (which isn't often) the kids sure seem to like being around me a whole hell of a lot more than their parents or grandparents.

Not that I can blame them, I guess.
That's funny. When I used to see more of my 4 nieces, I'd get pretty much the same reaction.
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I just try to be to the point. Parenting is hard work.
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Old 06-23-2011, 08:58 PM
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Pretty much
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