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Old 04-24-2012, 10:17 AM
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bruins or caps tomorrow?
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Old 04-24-2012, 10:33 AM
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We don't have many in Erie.

The only place you find Asians around here other than at their resteraunts is at the Baccarat or Paigow tables.

I never see Mexicans anywhere.
What about Presque Isle?
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Old 04-24-2012, 10:51 AM
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What about Presque Isle?
This is Presque Isle ...



It was once owned by one of the worlds richest men at the time -- and Algeria Stud was on Presque Isle. Rayon Dor, the leading thoroughbred sire of 1889 stood stud here. European Champions have stood here...Belmont Stakes winners and top horses foaled here.

It's the most beautiful land we have here. It's now a state park and it's on one side of Erie... the casino Presque Isle Downs is on the opposite side of Erie and it was built right next to a landfill.


No Mexicans at either place.
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Old 04-24-2012, 10:57 AM
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Over/under on P Val's next "retirement"?
No idea. Everyone deserves a 19th chance.
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Old 04-24-2012, 10:58 AM
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bruins or caps tomorrow?
Caps seem to choke in the playoffs every year.
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Old 04-24-2012, 11:29 AM
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If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
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Rock Hard Ten:

Name: "The Massive Mush"

Power: He can stop a plane, he can stop a train, he can stop a car...



Riot:

Name: "Dr. Tedious"

Power: More of a nuisance...much like a mosquito buzzing around your head. Her superpower is the ability to flood any thread with tedious bullsh!t.



Scuds:

Name: "Puppy-Diddler"

Power: When he's not dining on the dark meat...ya really don't want to know.


My Miss Stormcat:

Name: The Dizzy Obituary of Horsey Death

Power: Confusing online offerings leave entire web communities scratching heads and her equine Obits keep you devastated...devastated that her keyboard hasn't yet been euthanized.



Sumitas:

Name: The Golden Missile

Power: Transforms into an insane admirer of equine erections whenever his blood alchool rises above the legal limit.
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Old 04-24-2012, 12:26 PM
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Mortimer

Name: Self Destructo

Power: Sociopathic posting sprees. Arletta is the Cat Woman to his Batman.
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Old 04-24-2012, 12:30 PM
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Power: Once a man of inescapable stupidity...he lost his job in the racing press and found a clue. Delivered impossible top-pick winners Animal Kingdom and Ruler On Ice in last years triple crown series...after a spectacular spectacle of redboarding in the 2010 Breeders Cup post firing.
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Name: Pittsburgh Phil of the SEC

Power: The ability to dominate handicapping contests with disdainful ease only to be DQ'd from five figure scores because he's from the South East and can't add.
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Apple is down nearly 100 Points in the last 2 weeks ahead of tonights earnings. I am feelings that this has the makings of a massive shakeout and am considering buying the 550 calls expiring Friday... Am I handicapping this correctly?
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Antitrust and DaHoss

Name: Cajungator's future 3-way partners

Power: Bickering on the Internet to set the stage for rough make-up sex.
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Old 04-24-2012, 01:08 PM
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What about King Glorious?
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Apple is down nearly 100 Points in the last 2 weeks ahead of tonights earnings. I am feelings that this has the makings of a massive shakeout and am considering buying the 550 calls expiring Friday... Am I handicapping this correctly?
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Old 04-24-2012, 01:20 PM
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Antitrust and DaHoss

Name: Cajungator's future 3-way partners

Power: Bickering on the Internet to set the stage for rough make-up sex.
Can I trade dahoss for another chick?

the 3 way with cajun does sound interesting.
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Old 04-24-2012, 01:21 PM
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What about King Glorious?
King Glorious

Name: The Contrarian

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Can I trade dahoss for another chick?

the 3 way with cajun does sound interesting.
I'll take Hossy.

Just sayin...
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so many lost opportunities sunday.
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