Snowy Woods

[Mortimer]

A Califronia girl going into a comma.





=:>

[Mortimer]

What's this?





=;>

[Mortimer]

Let me enlarge that:





=;>

[Mortimer]

Did You See That!!!??

[Mortimer]

Take another look:









=;>

[Mortimer]

Oh My God!!!

[Mortimer]

Tomorrow Canada will attempt to land one of their spaceships on Michigans Upper Peninsula.



God's Speed to you our friends of the North!

[Mortimer]

How do you KNOW everything in your home was not stolen today---and replaced be exact replicas??







You don't.

[Mortimer]

Where do bears go to die and haunt that particular area?

[Mortimer]

The North Pole.

[Mortimer]

If all light were judged to be fair game for state highway patrolmen speeding tickets...........how could they ever catch them???

[Mortimer]

Did you know that in Einsteins private time with a handful of intimates......he would say.....'I can't believe they buy that suff!!...ror!!....I'M KIDDING!!"

[Mortimer]

I really do think GenuineCrazyLady is Rickey Nelsens daughter.







This would explain her traveling bar room acting gigs.

[Mortimer]

I'm still trying to explain away Suffy-poo.









How does one vacay in Iceland???















Brother.















It's the same reason the National Hockey League doesn't expand into South and Central America.....sorta.












Ice in Chile?












Goin' my Uraguay?










That didn't fit----but anyways......











































...........ya just can't grow ice south of the equator.

[Mortimer]

Riding motorcycles is a great way to learn about physics.



Particularly centrifugal and centripetal force.

And how one takes on more mass as they approach the speed of light.




The former is an excellent example of why there are so many reports of people leaving skinny on a Vespa and returning fat on a hog.

















Yes sir.

[Mortimer]

Why aren't US governments hit with RICO charges?

[Mortimer]

MAINCOURSE is ,once again, on todays menu.





HoseGarden has been told....."One more explosion in the physics lab....and tenure schmenure!!"






Dimmy'S DO-IT-YOURSELF AUTOPSY KIT has him still confounded as to his cause of death.

He suspects fair play.




=:>

[Mortimer]

Ever tried to pretend you're a TripleA gunner and shoot at flies in flight by squirting mustard at them?








It ain't a real good idea.

[Mortimer]

Maybe the 5 Steves should be the 5 Andys?











Ah dunno.

[Mortimer]

And now for out lightning round.









ror!!...I'm kidding.












Barkeep!.....gimme a drink!






Uh-oh...here comes BentMahPud.






Make it a double.












Phooey------PoisonSumac is with him.










Give me the whole bottle.