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Old 07-02-2008, 11:45 AM
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I must say...it may be my finest work to date.









Ya just can't buy stuff like this.
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:46 AM
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I must say...it may be my finest work to date.









Ya just can't buy stuff like this.



I thought you could for $39.95?????
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:47 AM
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I thought you could for $39.95?????

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Old 07-02-2008, 11:48 AM
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Really...this is an outrage.
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:50 AM
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Really...this is an outrage.
I know. $39.95 seems kind of high. How about .39???
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:51 AM
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I know. $39.95 seems kind of high. How about .39???


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Get her out of here!!
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:53 AM
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$3.95??????
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:53 AM
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You must be great at bachelor parties.
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:54 AM
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Don't you have a race to mess up?
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:54 AM
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Boy..a picture of Franny would sure help this story..
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:55 AM
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Nah. I don't like cake.
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Boy..a picture of Franny would sure help this story..

OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:56 AM
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Nah. I don't like cake.


Strawberry?
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:57 AM
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OOOOOOOOOO

how about a picture of the desk then....
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Strawberry?

Banana.
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:58 AM
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Perhaps Morty will autograph a copy of his book for you.
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Banana.


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Old 07-02-2008, 11:59 AM
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Be a brother....eat a peach.
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You really shouldn't wax your desk.
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Old 07-02-2008, 12:01 PM
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You really shouldn't wax your desk.
Well I didn't actually read the WHOLE book yet.








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