The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Pretty Jumpie horsies race number one... good luck to the beloved: Demonstrative, Divine Fortune and Italian Wedding...

I will go with the number three horse, All Together, since he will probably be 2nd.

I don't think it is allowed to bet jumpers. I know it is frowned upon when they are on the Coronado Bridge.

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by Arletta

Beautiful

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Very Nice.

Indeed

[herkhorse]

race 10

#9 Albert Gallo

[Arletta]

Race 8 ~ #9 Los Borrachos

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by geeker2

I don't think it is allowed to bet jumpers. I know it is frowned upon when they are on the Coronado Bridge.

I Coronado.


Persuasive Devil is my play of the day.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by geeker2

I don't think it is allowed to bet jumpers. I know it is frowned upon when they are on the Coronado Bridge.

Shall I pick another fine horsie now that mine was 4th?

[OldDog]

Race 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3boDX-3iRJg

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by OldDog

Race 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3boDX-3iRJg

Mighty fine episode! Watched it the other night.

[Rileyoriley]

New Totals:

Sighty-$16,897.20
Me-$12,636.30
MMSC-$7413.30
Herky-$6327.70
Arletta-$1956.20
OD-$369.30
Clyde-$9
Geeker-$8

[Rileyoriley]

My Friday Pick:

Race 6
#1 Wisdom of Oz

[Arletta]

Race 9 - #3 Free As A Bird

[OldDog]

Race 7: #5 Let's Go Ben

[Sightseek]

R3 - Dragonberry

[Arletta]

Well looks like the air has gone out of this "contest".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8vOFzCVDwU


Race 3 ~ #2 Refer

[Rileyoriley]

Sorry. Work has been hectic.

Race 7 #7 Pianist

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Sighty-$17,976.50
Me-$13,062
MMSC-$7413.30
Herky-$6327.70
Arletta-$2834.70
OD-$944.60
Clyde-$9
Geeker-$8

New totals as of 8/2

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Sorry. Work has been hectic.

Race 7 #7 Pianist

No your fault.. Just speaking about it over-all. With Clyde's missing commentary, it's just not as fun anymore.

[OldDog]

Race 9: #3 Sweet Whiskey








If everyone else goes to sleep, maybe I can catch up...

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by Arletta

No your fault.. Just speaking about it over-all. With Clyde's missing commentary, it's just not as fun anymore.

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I,ClydieKinsCollinwoodyPoo, have heard the cry of my fan....(phooey!!)....I mean
the cries of my incomparable LEGION of fans.


Bare with me.










Oh my God.



Wait a minute.







Bear with me,for in the night ( when it's dark)....brings good things.

Or sooner.

Depends on carrier pigeons being able to navigate a reasonable flight path.

[OldDog]

Posting this . . . only 'cause it's his birfday.



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( an illicit reprint from ROLLING DRONE)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U9Q3UlO5gM



THE STORY OF THE BOO'S

by Clyde Collinwood,creator of ClydeForm and title holder of too many honors to
mention

__________________________________________________ _


It is unfortunate that a beautiful mind such as mine has drawn such a massive
collection of malcontents.....such as I have drawn.I do hear the boo's;usually
in boo flat.I believe the causation to be my ability to see what is real and
when I do not see real,why ....I geev 'um STEEL.This is my nature.I would not be
me without it just as I would not be me without my genius level i.q.;my poetic
wizzardry;my naturally fragrant body aroma;my jungle attraction to boo bee
owners( they seek me like a heat seeking missile and then firmly implant their
firm boo bee's into my finely sculptured chest);........what was I talking
about?

I got a little excited there.

Of course, I'm a little excited over here----too.

I think I was talking about the boo's.

So anyhoo;they all have left me,bad luck and trouble gonna always be my
friend....and each day I will always play the blues.She came from Chicago,back
in the news, and my headline is the story of the blues.


Oh gosh.I don't know where from that came.

So another start over.

Do you enjoy fairy dust that smells like a fishy?


OK.I hear the boo's.Too bad for them;way it goes.Someone messes with a horsey
and gets caught but it's OK since someone did it before and it was no big
deal.YYYYYYYYYYYES!!!! This is the crown hosey racing wears as it polices itself
into a sport that does not treat it's main attraction as a caged,pacing ,gone
mad sloth.It does not matter that Nehru suffered a brutal death.It matters
whether the trainer or the owner was responsible.Nothing else matters because
nothing else will be done because it's fine to plant thyroid seeds into horseys
systems who have no need for thyroid seeds.Several died. "Duh, ah dunno.Sumbudy
med a boo boo." Oh that's OK Booby.You are swell! No big deal.

The Cleveland Indians ripped up the field and created a brand new dandy.6
players wound up with torn ACL's in the first 3 games and had to be shot.The
team officials said there is nothing wrong with the field ,but the players
refused to play on that field.


Is this getting there?

How many noodles are strained right now?

How many are sending signals to a finger ordering a direct strike to a certain
carrier pigeon?


That's how it happens with me.Make everyone afraid to connects dots to my
worthless self.I hear the boo's when the boo's aren't audible.No one likes
me.That's the way it should be because that's the story of the boo's.For
example,I do a LOT better with younger girls than older ones....a LOT.Just a
tiny example of how it goes for me.( this is essentially also a method of
flushing out music tuned-in noodles)I'm at the BurglyKing.I order two fishy for
5 dollah.A witch of about 55 or so gives me the fishy and says thanks and come
back again....turns and walks away.I said thanks back ( her name was not
back....only meant I said thanks in reply).Then 2 seconds later I said, "Uh,what
did you say?" She turned and looked at me cautiously and said."I didn't say
anything." I said,"It must be me.I thought you said something".... and she
turned and walked on.....which signaled me to say," There it goes again! You
said something!" She stopped and turned back to me and retorted,"I did
not!"...."Yes you did! Stop saying something!"

She got that look I often see and QUCIKLY walked off in a huff.I'm at the
counter this whole time,of course.....my back to the up front eating tables. As
I turned to face them so that I may begin my arduous sojourn to the exit, I spot
a worker of about 20 or so at a table and facing me.She is strangling her now
crimson face with her hands in trying to silence hilarious laughter.I could
tell. I almost spit up.I smile at her for her finely tuned ears and gave her my
googlie wave.Do you know what that is?I stretch out my arm at the person and
instead of just waving.....I ripple my fingers.You know,float them all up and
down in waves.....in fast fashion.

She kept one hand on her face so as to keep it from falling apart and with the
other,saluted back the same way!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSO FUN!


And not just so fun.

It's also a dolphin enhancer.

Wok good!!


Now where was I? I know....I'm in around 112th place in the 3600 or so contest
at the Feld Spar.I quit a day because I had previously used LongwoodAvenue and
Serious as selctions.I rethought this and came back so that I may win this
contest and then seriously as long as my longwood can be....I will tell them to
take the winnings and put it into a fund that gives each horsey a Horsey
Advocate who can decide whether or not a horsey will run on a known mine
field.That's no joke.Winning the contest----that may be the joke.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lLUCPBs5zc


BeefHerky; I know you asked two very heady questions. See post 465 for the
answers to both.

MuffyPoo: Don't think I don't know your "very nice" was a Bateman "very
nice".....because I do.

Arlettuce; Thank you for recognizing my beautiful mind.

Deb-O-Deb;Read post 465.

Brown Sugah; Cry me rivah.

LittleRun;I will destroy you in the Feld Spar contest.

Old Wuffie; Go to Beaumont,Texas with a long blonde wig.You will have the local
sizzlers in awe and in heat.....all at your feet.


I certainly hope I missed somebody.


Hey fellers! Guess what day this is!?? It's my birthday! Happy-Happies to me! I
am ssssso lucky! And so are you all,for here is a pastey passage:

between the idea
and the reality
between the motion
and the act
falls the shadow

My selection today is number 4,SweetRayOfSunshine.

I rest my bones very close to a mymph of an up and down....or "manic
depressive"....in a way.I think "up and down" defines it bettah.I'm cursed.I'm
cursed not because of the story of the boo's, but because of ....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OZ5MoUXKgc



I cannot believe Cardvark said something courageous and salient.That's a double
thudder.Mankind is doing fine work in blowing up everything in sight that does
not meet their despicably low standards.Did Celente predict another US economy
collapse and mass rioting nationwide?Does Jones have more failing nuclear
reactors and Russian invasions taking place?Is Nick Swisher chasing another
triple frown title? I liked the reference to The Me Guy and Won'tShutUp....VERY
much.


The Canadians are still setting their will to SUCCESSFULLY land one of their
spaceships on Nova Scotia.They have developed a new guidance system called "
Magnetic South."

God help those crazy people.