The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[herkhorse]

oh YOU shut up!

Look what I found in honor of my fine horsie!

http://youtu.be/iolKqEAES4g

that's some fine work right there

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Race 10 #12 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZEIMQ42-oU

I won !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


he scratched

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

oh YOU shut up!

Look what I found in honor of my fine horsie!

http://youtu.be/iolKqEAES4g

that's some fine work right there

[OldDog]

And then there was Clyde . . . . . . .






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Someone ( or two) has been a little too enthralled with their riboflavin
collection.

It is known that Native Americans would see a young brave, in a now and then
way....and notice the skin was a little....thin.Indian braves must have
thick,tough skin so----they would feed them Oil of Ole ( and old Mexican
formula) which would thicken the skin .Also, daily rubbings of the skin with
cactus so as to toughen it.


Another life tip:Criticism is good.If we wish to grow up and be important
fishy's in our seas....we must analyze criticism and decide if our ways err.

Myself (and I am Clyde Collinwood,don't ya know)....my picks are there for all
to do as they wish.If they win, I do not seek recognition.If they lose;I REALLY
don't want to see recognition.As for the criticism....I live in a state of
target wearing.It's no big deal to me.I have grown from it and ,in fact,enjoy
multiple arrows in my back.


But not enough about me.


I really enjoy greeting people with "doo dah!'' or something I am using more
every day.It's what I call "prutzing ".It is done by pointing a finger at the
intended person and then blowing air through tight lips.It kind of sounds like
"prutz".It's an old Welsh tradition that I am bringing here into the future.

I recall a guy last named Carnal who I called Carnage.I also recall a girl named
Donna who I called Donna.I knew Raymond J.Johnson,Jr....but I would not call him
anything.It was always a mistake if I did.

One can only play the hand dealt.....but;does anyone think Floyd Aprilweather
could have beat Leonard,Duran,Hearns or even Palomino or Benitez?Any one of
them?I'm sure you can follow this.


Dr.LoriPooKins apparently doesn't like me anymore.

Which is fine because she can go herself at the first opportunity.

Life is short, but so are dwarves.


All right,time to light the fire of pizazz!....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33Jao...=RD33Jaodra7AY

[geeker2]

^^^^^^^^

might have that Ricola virus

[Rileyoriley]

8/7 Race 8
#3 Santa Elf because I'm in the Christmas mood.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by OldDogPostingForClyde

Also, daily rubbings of the skin with cactus

DAMN IT! I THOUGHT this said "daily rubbings of the skin with Cardus..". and was thinking oooooh...

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by geeker2

^^^^^^^^

might have that Ricola virus

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Might have Virus of Iris,caught from the hooker girl in TaxiDriver

[OldDog]

#1 - #1 Cat Feathers

[Sightseek]

My selection is the horsey who wins with the longest odds today.

[Arletta]

On behalf of the ever-so-hard headed Clyde

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The Collinwood Special for today is:

The horsey that Mufffy picked.

[Arletta]

Race #8 #4 Moon Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btyelrNYCtU

[bigrun]

bigrunpostingclydiepooslastandfinaltestiment Yeah right...and Arlettuce, disregard his nonsense about Larry..I played along and had him confused-which isn't hard to do-


I am leaving NerdyTrail.

This is my last shill and peppermint.


First,I want all the women here to know something.I have boo bee,muff and dupa photos of each and every one of you.;with identifying names and certificates of authenticity provided by the NYRA.

Know how I got them?

From your boyfriends and husbands.

I wrote each of your husbands/boyfriends notes instructing them to send me photos of their wifes/girlfriends boo bees ,muff and dupa and threatening that if they did not send these, then I would post their wife's/girlfriends boo bee ,muff and dupa photos on all the horsey boards.





God they're STUPID!!!!



You all need to make a change.





But I do have these.

Not all of them are sa hot.Most of them are'unt.

Just thayin'.




Back to the purpose of this.

I am going to die.Probably around Christmas time.God feels this just.I suppose all your sins go with me.It also will mark the coming of the Apocalypse,so don't be so happy because all your times are coming soon too.


HA-HA!!




You can't blame me anymore for using my picks.You can't blame me anymore for all that's wrong with your lives.You can't blame me anymore for running out of darts...........well maybe you can.BUT.....PPJ's sure gets his wish.All humanity will be better after my death.

What a slug he is.

LittleRun was kind enough to pastey this for me.He was also very nice in sending me a sympathy e-mail; although he could have waited for me to actually die.Still, it was a nice gesture.Maybe the cartoon joke about Lincoln was a little much( other than that,did you enjoy the play?).... but being a political atheist, I took it well.

I do owe Debbie 25,000 dollars.

Looks like I'll run out before the payment schedule.

Sorry abut that one,Deb.

There will be no funeral nor the ceremonial Olympic event;the creamated remains toss.My body will be hung in SnowyWoods with a sign on my torso that says,"70 years of annual money drives......looks like we need a lot more" courtesy of the American Cancer Society.

Arlettuce....I'm sorry I stole your 3 puzzle pieces.I didn't want you to finish it.I'm also sorry I told LittleRun that you were a man whose real name was Larry.I'm even sorrier that he believed me.I also told OldWuffie the same thing, but he already knew about it from LittleRun.


I think this is retribution for my reign of terror.

It happened to Christopher Lee many times.

I'm not that lucky.


All of those who have been hunting me can now call of the search.BeefHerky, I would appreciate very much if you infiltrated NoAdvantage.You know.....take a name like WinnebegoMan and try and blend in by hanging out in the OffTopic threads. Become one of them;gain their trust....and then ----start selling them Enron shares.Believe me, they'll buy it.Literally.Wipe that mass of destruction off the I-net.


This is my final song.

You all better cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcY...PKGpap&index=5
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[OldDog]

Originally Posted by clydiepooslastandfinaltestiment

This is my final song.

You all better cry.

http://youtu.be/NGcM2geZtUs

[geeker2]

geeze I almost forgot Happy Birthday Clyde !

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Sighty-$41,280.50
Clyde-$31,696.50
Me-$18,269.40
Herky-$10,129
MMSC-$8276.90
Arletta-$2842.70
Old Dog-$1341.20
Geeker-$27.50

Totals as of 8/7

[Rileyoriley]

Dear Clyde,
I would like my $25,000 in pennies, rolled and neatly stacked. You may not die until payment is received.
I also will not allow your body to hang rotting in my beautiful Snowy Woods. I will however have you stuffed and mounted (not in a sexual way ) and place you outside my cabin to frighten away the IRS when they come for my pennies.



And Happy Birthday!!!!

[Rileyoriley]

8/8 Race 6
#7 Winter Games

[geeker2]

8/8 Race 10 #7

In honor of the Boss " Prove it all Night"

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by bigrun

bigrunpostingclydiepooslastandfinaltestiment


This is my final song.

You all better cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcY...PKGpap&index=5

Oh my God so sorry but I am laughing cause the ad came on and it was a very happy, upbeat dance song...

Sorry!