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Old 09-01-2007, 07:29 PM
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Speegish asks....




..WHO HAS DONE THIS THING?



Who here has snapped at DebODEb?

It was PeeScaheffer...keyboard spazz.

Speegish sees predators already ripping his flesh.This is only the beginning for your Mr. Wizzard. You will be ripped and slashed and cut and ripped some more until you are finished you filthy swine.

Speegish sees no acceptance of his invitation to Canadian Gaf and Dimmy.


Speegish smell cowards and vermin.








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Old 09-01-2007, 07:42 PM
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Speegish heard a femer crunch!




But a predater lost a tooth trying to bite that bone head of Mr. Wizzards.

Be careful killers...leave the bone head alone.It's mighty dense.




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Old 09-01-2007, 07:58 PM
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Speegish heard a femer crunch!




But a predater lost a tooth trying to bite that bone head of Mr. Wizzards.

Be careful killers...leave the bone head alone.It's mighty dense.




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Worry not Mr. Speegish. No predator here. Just a highly amused observer.
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Old 09-01-2007, 08:05 PM
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Speegish understands. Fresh Kill is ugly to watch ,but Hosssy is trained to slowly torture the prey.

He's doing a fine job.

Oh....and you're wearing a short skirt. Fine work.






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Old 09-01-2007, 08:48 PM
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Speegish knew he shouldn't have thrown in the short skirt thing.....but oh well.



Mr.Pants...I believe I saw GenuineCrazyLady give you a distinct "prey in heat ...come and get it" sign.


A real predator would simply destroy her.





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Old 09-01-2007, 08:56 PM
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I have not sent one kid in my class to the office for disciplinary
for at least two years (had to send that one, he was drunk)

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And soooo the principal told the youngster..." You got drunk for Mr. PeeGardens class?











GREAT IDEA!!!"
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Speegish knew he shouldn't have thrown in the short skirt thing.....but oh well.



Mr.Pants...I believe I saw GenuineCrazyLady give you a distinct "prey in heat ...come and get it" sign.


A real predator would simply destroy her.





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No problem. I was gone for awhile.
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I have not sent one kid in my class to the office for disciplinary
for at least two years (had to send that one, he was drunk)

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And soooo the principal told the youngster..." You got drunk for Mr. PeeGardens class?











GREAT IDEA!!!"

He is amusing, isn't he? He takes himself so seriously.
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Old 09-01-2007, 10:47 PM
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Speegish enjoys pretty legs.



And yes.....Pints of fine whiskey are now given out to his Physics class students.They replace the blindfolds and earplugs given out in years previous.








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Old 09-01-2007, 10:49 PM
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Speegish thinks Hossy has gone for the throat.. His prey has suffered enough.




The smell of fresh kill permeates the surrounding air. Soon jackals Dimmy and Canadian Guf will sneak in...because....as you all know.......Hossy does not chew his prey....he merely kills it and moves on.








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Does Speegish = Smeagol (aka Gollum?) from Lord of the Rings?
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Old 09-01-2007, 11:29 PM
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Very nice of you Mr. Hossy.




Cajunatah...Speegish is unaware of this thing.

Maybe the aristocrat PissBoy can give direction here.




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Speeglish smells his armpits!
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:23 AM
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Speeglish smells his armpits!
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Please don't confront him with his failures.




He's aware of them.










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Old 09-02-2007, 12:22 PM
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Hello.



I am Alan Speegish.










And you're not.








Speegish would like to dedicate this to another successful hunting season at Sara'sToga:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN1Jdt6b_ek













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Old 09-02-2007, 12:32 PM
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Worry not Mr. Speegish. No predator here. Just a highly amused observer.
SOMEONE HAS DONE ANOTHER THING.






WHO HAS DONE THIS THING??









Where is your SnowyWoods location....Jezzy???























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Old 09-02-2007, 03:10 PM
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Just for the record, since my eyeliner seems to keep coming up -- it gets worn when I perform my music, and even then, not all the time.

So while it shows up on my myspace since that page is for my music, it's not like I'm caking on eyeliner in the morning before I head to work or when I go out with my friends -- it gets worn one night at a time, usually only a handful of times every year.

Just had to get that out there, because it has apparently become a defining characteristic for some people.


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OH REALLY????








And what about those crop circles on his head???





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Old 09-02-2007, 04:26 PM
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DebODeb has submitted her dedication to Mortimer.She did a fine job writing and performing it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIZHOorugPI


Let's give her a nice hand.







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Old 09-02-2007, 06:49 PM
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UnclyTrust' ode to PeeSchaeffer:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kluuO6wZzxE






Well done,Uncly.


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Old 09-02-2007, 07:25 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen....Alan Speegish has a special treat for you.



I give you The PeeScaheffer Spazz Band and their version of Jesica....Speegish means Thebbica:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_NLizTbS08





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